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How tight is BillG's thong

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    #2
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    That is really tight.


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    ChipZilla
    Registered Users Posts: 954 ✭✭✭ChipZilla


    He should have known he wouldn't get the steam off their piss. They probably have a policy of not rewarding people who find holes, because it would encourage people to pick around in their crappy code.

    BTW, isn't the image at the top of his homepage ( http://www.aberdeenit.com/ ) a Windows 2000 or XP wallpaper. The kid's lucky Bill didn't get the hired goons to pay him a visit.


    GATES
    Mr. Simpson?

    HOMER
    You don't look so rich.

    GATES
    Don't let the haircut fool you, I am exceedingly wealthy.

    HOMER
    (quietly to Marge) Get a load of the bowl-job, Marge!

    GATES
    Your Internet ad was brought to my attention, but I can't figure out what, if anything, CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet does, so rather than risk competing with you, I've decided simply to buy you out.

    Homer and Marge step aside to talk privately.

    HOMER
    This is it Marge. I've poured my heart and soul into this business and now it's finally paying off. (covering his mouth) We're rich! Richer than astronauts.

    MARGE
    Homer quiet. Acquire the deal.

    HOMER
    (to Gates) I reluctantly accept your proposal!

    GATES
    Well everyone always does. Buy 'em out, boys!

    Bill Gates companions begin to trash the "office".

    HOMER
    Hey, what the hell's going on!

    GATES
    Oh, I didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks!

    Bill Gates lets out a maniacal laugh. Homer and Marge cower in the corner as the room continues to be trashed.


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    zAbbo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    great post there ChipZilla, any of it make sense?


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    ChipZilla
    Registered Users Posts: 954 ✭✭✭ChipZilla


    Um, I thought it would have been obvious to anyone who had seen that episode of the Simpsons. You know, the episode of the Simpsons where Bill and his goons paid Homer a visit? Bill saying he didn't get rich by writing cheques? Oh never mind...


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    sceptre
    Registered Users Posts: 19,608 ✭✭✭✭sceptre


    I'm sure if he finds another hole his boss Steve Lai will encourage him to put it up on slashdot first.


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,807 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/bulletin/ms04-014.mspx
    Who should read this document: Customers who use Microsoft® Windows®

    Impact of vulnerability: Remote Code Execution

    Maximum Severity Rating: Important

    Recommendation: Customers should install the update at the earliest opportunity.

    A buffer overrun vulnerability exists in the Microsoft Jet Database Engine (Jet) that could allow remote code execution. An attacker who successfully exploited this vulnerability could take complete control of an affected system, including installing programs; viewing, changing, or deleting data; or creating new accounts that have full privileges

    Microsoft thanks the following for working with us to help protect customers:
    •Matt Thompson of Aberdeen IT for reporting the Jet Vulnerability (CAN-2004-0197)..

    M$'s "Acknowledgment Policy for Microsoft Security Bulletins" page
    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/bulletin/policy.mspx

    http://www.security-protocols.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1856


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