Your advice for life?

Panda

Any words of wisdom,
exact or vague.

share your fantastic revelations.

heres a few,

Dont piss in the wind.

Don't leave things to the last minute. (especially projects.)

Deadwing

Dont spend so much bloody time on the internet.

Kiith

dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in then hood

Sleipnir

Better to have someone inside the tent pissing out rather than outside pissing in.

Squall

Larger and milk dont mix well

Sleepy

Be afraid, but do it anyway.

ferdi

you only get one shot at life, dont miss.

Dont Ban Me

Eat cake, its nice!

koneko

If you know you need to do something, whether it's something small or a big deal, do it. Don't procrastinate thinking things won't be as hard further along the road, they always get worse the longer you leave them. JUST DO IT. Do it. Get it over with.

Panda

Dont put metal in a microwave, (cutlery, tinfoil)
bad things may happen.

Sleipnir

Originally posted by koneko
If you know you need to do something, whether it's something small or a big deal, do it. Don't procrastinate thinking things won't be as hard further along the road, they always get worse the longer you leave them. JUST DO IT. Do it. Get it over with.

Do you work for Nike?

SheroN

always get your retaliation in first.

Woden

Originally posted by Sleepy
Be afraid, but do it anyway.

yeah i go with that one but have heard it worded slightly differently

feel the fear, but do it anyway

koneko

Originally posted by Sleipnir
Do you work for Nike?

OMG BUSTED!

Adeptus Titanicus

Keep Away From Children...




A matchbox told me that once..

Deadwing

Always wipe front to back.

sunbeam

Trust your instincts.

Isobar

Don't eat yellow snow.

Hobbes

It is better to die peaceful in your sleep then to be awake in abject terror like the passengers on the bus your driving.

Isobar

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

Never argue with an idiot. Bystanders can't tell the difference.

When you get upset, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend your middle finger.

User45701

Treat life the way it is, a gamble.

Also

A Man cannot allow his enemies to outlive him - that would be a sign of weekness on his part

^whitey^

Don't look at a pack of knackers while walking past argos at 10 pm, after a trav kings funeral.

alleepally

Remember you can wear your underwear four times without washing them, Forwards, Backwards, inside-out Forwards, inside-out Backwards

Emboss

When you stop caring....all your troubles go away

Emboss

Originally posted by Panda
Dont put metal in a microwave, (cutlery, tinfoil)
bad things may happen.

or mc donalds bags! scary

Johnny_the_fox

go and drink vodka.. it will be ok in the morning

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

ask people on the internet for advice on everything, they know what they're talking about.

Spunog UIE

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo IT ... DO IT!

^whitey^

Oh and dont look in goat's eyes when you catch its horns and twist its head 360 degrees.

monument

shit happens

blondie83

Live for the moment - the future can take care of itself!

Okie

Originally posted by Isobar
Don't eat yellow snow.

That's what I was gonna say.

"Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful corpse" Slightly morbid though

Eddie Izzard has a good few: -

"Never put a sock in a toaster"
"Never put your granny in a bag"
"Never lean over on Tuesdays"

Sarky

Live.

Trebor

eat more vegatables.....



of the mushroom variety

and don't take life too seriously, your decomposing as we speak so be happy

Barry Aldwell

Eating 4 packets of mints that say "Warning: May cause laxative effects" on the back may cause laxative effects.

Also, be tolerant, but know when to tell someone to stfu

The jock

if something from your past is pulling you down in the present just look to the future

live life to the fullest

go with the flow

trust yourself and people who trust you

time dreaming is time wasted

you only get one shot at life so live it up

if you like someone just ask him/her out you never know

its better to know that your loved by someone than loving someone who doesnt know that there loved

trust your instincts

dont gamble as theres no such thing as a sure thing

catsup

never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.
(not from personal experience)

in the words of billy connolly
"never judge a man til youve walked a mile in his shoes...after that, who cares...youre a mile away, and you have his shoes!"

good stuff on the yellow snow theory.

also, dont do what donnie dont does :eek:

Trebor

bathe......





....regularly

Agent Smith

when life get's you down.....
pull down your pants, and slide on the ice!

Sarky

Originally posted by The jock

time dreaming is time wasted

I disagree. Dreams are a huge part of life. They can cause you to decide to make changes in life, big ones. Besides, it flexes the imagination muscles, and a healthy imagination is important. Imagination leads to creativity.

John R

Don't argue with idiots.

TCamen

It's nice to be liked, but it's better by far to get paid.

passive

Most of everything you've been taught to believe in was a lie.

carbonkid

beware of squirrels!!...sure they look all cute and stuff but theyll kill you!

Asok

As Eddie from from bottom once said
"Just keep your head down and one day you will die..........if your lucky"

Slutmonkey57b

Advice from me to you:

Eat sh.it and die, fu.ckhead

or for a more positive message in life:

Fu.ck off and die

taby

Hmmm mine wud be the following:

'Live each day as if its your last' - i think this means live each day to the fullest and does not mean go s?%* a different woman every day.

This is one of my quotes from when i was younger:
"virginity comes and goes" - a great quote for life eh?

and finally:

BE HAPPY! :-)

*sings the "be happy" song*

Stark

Live each day as if it was your last. With all the drinking and drug-taking you'll be doing, it'll become more of a likelihood each day

penguinbloke

I think peter griffin said it best with this

This is life so go and have a ball because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum.
What might be right for you might not be right for some.
You take the good, you take the bad and there you have my opening statement..
Sit ubu sit. Good dog.

ClareBear

Life is like a mirror...if you look at it smiling, it'll smile back.


Now that's mine so if any of ye thieves take it I'll hunt you down! :ninja:

Unless someone has already written it, haven't looked through the thread...anywho I like it.

Cabaal

If you have children lock them under the stairs, children shouldn't be seen or heard

Shop lift when-ever you can, shops factor shoplifting into there prices so if nobody does it's like the shop is getting money for free


Don't aim to high in life your properly best suited for a cleaning job