Smart Cat!

Hello Kitty

Smart Cat

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right
again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"



This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!" She says, "Oh my God! That's fantastic! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?"
"I don't care...Just get the **** out!"

ferdi

Originally posted by Hello Kitty
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!" She says, "Oh my God! That's fantastic! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?"
"I don't care...Just get the **** out!"

pure class:D

quank

Hahaha, the last one was bitchn' :cool:

LemmingBoy

funny stuff

Agent Smith

an oldy but a goody