Things I Hate about everybody!

Hello Kitty

Things I hate about everybody....



1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the

time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I

point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the

entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV

and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat

it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of

course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found

it?

Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".

No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the

f*cking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really

give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's

new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an

improvement, then there must have been something before it.


8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the

longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's

longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus

come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used

to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that

nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks

that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you

unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's

has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks.
Well

I'll
have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.

14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you

alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

irishman_abroad

Good 'ol Billy

quank

Posted before, with some variation.
Got a few laughs outta me though :D

Heehee.... wellington boots...

MidnightQueen

I do some of those things most of the time e.g If someone has an accident, i usually ask are u OK? How stupid is that question in that situation? Of course they're not OK!!

UnrealQueen

Originally posted by Hello Kitty


13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you

unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's

has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks.
Well

I'll
have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.

LOL at this one:p