Timmy Mallett

Ruu_Old

Remember those annoying noises when he hit the kids heads with the mallett? Think it was an ITV prog

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BuffyBot

Yes, Mallets Mallet from WAC-a-day on TV-am. As a kid we used to play it, but with a rubber hammer from a toy tool box - hurt like f*ck!

oneweb

Yep, remember it too well. He had a cool bird too.

He was on some show recently. Brought home how what went on in the show back then would be seen as lawsuit after lawsuit these days from the kids' parents It was fun at the time tho

dloob

It was a classic.
Helping to develop to vocabulary skills of the youth as well.

Didn't he also have a music career with covers of itsy bitsy etc. bikini and that driving one what was it sitting in the back seat a kissing and a hugging with friends

BuffyBot

Yes he did a cover of "Itsy Witsy Teeny Weeny..."


*shudder*

Agent Smith

he looks so much like my 5th class techer mr barry!

Ryvita

he is trapped in the 80's

Emboss

Is there any better place to be trapped?

Ryvita

the shirts, the glasses ... the word "Whacky" fo a start. Things like that should stay firmly in the 80s.

BuffyBot

Originally posted by Ryvita
he is trapped in the 80's

But also making quite a bit of money!

Ryvita

Yeah I'd say the shop is an absolute gold mine

Pigman II

Him and pat sharp should really get together and do a comeback tour of universities around the British Isles. They'd make a mint off the nostalgia dollar.

'Mallet Mullet' I can picture it now!

bus77

Timmy mallet:rolleyes:

Id get a great buzz from setting him on fire.

"Look kids! He's on fire!!" "Hit him with your mallets"

then the music comes up "Whackaday...."

pity its only a dream

fozzle

I was told I looked like him in school, my classmates used to say I was his daughter...:(

Ryvita

That's awful ... very traumatic ...

wiped

He's a C-U-N-T.

Ryvita

He's a C-U-N-T.

That's a bit harsh, wiped. What did Timmy Mallet ever do to you?

mr_angry

I think he makes his money these days from going around student nights and continuing to play Mallet's Mallet. Admit it - it'd still be damn funny if you're pissed.

Bard

Originally posted by dloob

Didn't he also have a music career with covers of itsy bitsy etc. bikini and that driving one what was it sitting in the back seat a kissing and a hugging with friends

Actually it was "Kissin' and a huggin' with Fred"

I only know this 'cos my mother used to sing it constantly whenever we went on long road trips...

pork99

Originally posted by mr_angry
I think he makes his money these days from going around student nights and continuing to play Mallet's Mallet. Admit it - it'd still be damn funny if you're pissed.

I thought he was working in B & Q now

Ruu_Old

he needs a belt with the mallett himself!

smoke.me.a.kipper

he is a legend.