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cujimmy · 2004-04-21 10:20:10

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, "What did he say?" His wife yells back, "Give…

21-04-2004 11:20am

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cujimmy

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An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, "What did he say?"

His wife yells back, "Give the doctor your underwear."

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#2 21-04-2004 12:13pm

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