not for rangers fans

cujimmy

What do you call the new Rangers Oxo cube?
The laughing stock.

Why do huns whistle in the bathroom?
So they know which end to wipe.

What do you call a Hun with two black eyes?
Nothing, its already been said. Twice.

What do you call a pregnant Rangers fan?
A dope carrier.

Alex McLeish was caught speeding in Govan the other day. When questioned
He said he'd do anything for three points.

It is said that when Rangers were combing Europe for a new manager.
They made an approach to the manager of Iceland.
When he turned them down they then asked the manager of Farmfoods.

Alex McLeish was going to the Gers halloween party as a pumpkin.
Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach.

Q: What's the difference between a hun and a coconut?
A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a tropical fruit.

Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and a Rangers Fan. You
have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Hun. Twice.

Q: What do you say to a Rangers supporter with a good looking Woman on his
arm?
A: Nice tattoo

Q: How can you tell E.T. is a hun?
A: Because he looks like one

Nuno Capucho phoned up Fernando Ricksen and asked him to go for a pint. Great says Ricksen i am just out walking the dog I will meet you there. So they are standing at the bar having a beer when this guy walks in goes Over to the two of them and lifts Ricksen's dog up by the tail, looks at it then drops it shakes his head and walks out. Nuno turns to Fernando and says what was that all about? 5 mins later another guy walks into the bar, again picks up the dog by the tail looks, then drops the dog and walks out. Now Ricksen is getting angry and said if this happens again I will thump anybody who tries that again". Sure enough 5 min later in comes another guy walks over to Ricksen's dog, lifts it up by the tail looks ,then puts the dog down. Ricksen then says "hey what do you think you are doing?" the guy replies "there is a guy outside who says there is a dog in the pub with two arseholes"

Fracture

Lol, I wonder how long it will take for this thread to be deleted.

Mossy Monk

funny

UnrealQueen

Originally posted by cujimmy
Why do huns whistle in the bathroom?
So they know which end to wipe.

What do you call a Hun with two black eyes?
Nothing, its already been said. Twice.

LOL, these two are brilliant:D