she/he had a face like....

whiteshadow

i love these expressions


she/he had a face like....


...a bag of spanners

...it was set on fire and someone tried to put it out with a pitchfork.

...a half chewed toffee





go on ... add more!

bubblymc

........... a full moon in the fog!!

Zoton

He/She had a face like

...an arse

...a dog sucking a bumblebee

...a baboons balls

...a pot noodle

...mary harney's cnut

tman

a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

vibe666

'closup she looked like the kind of girl who would look good from a distance.'

for some reason that happens to me a lot. must be my eyesight.

hedgetrimmer

Aface like
- a bulldog chewing a wasp
- like Eamon Dunphy's foreskin


S/he's like lego - in bits

S/he's a Monet. Looks great from a distance, but close up s/he's a mess


S/he's a BOBFOC - Body of baywatch,. face off crimewatch,

The_Goose

She has a face like she fell off the ugly tree, hit every ugly brach on the way down...........and then the ugly forest fell on her!:D

Devious

a slapped arse

DukeDredd

...like she was fed with a catapult as a baby

EdBanger

She's a Butterface...........





Nice Body.........BUT HER FACE !!!!

Evil_Bilbo

She's got a face like a burst welly.