ways to tell someone fly is open

iggy

The Top Twenty Ways To Tell a Bloke His Fly Is Open
20) The bomb bay is open.
19) Nothing personal but sorry, I'm straight.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows on your laptop.
16) The Sailor is trying to take a some shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
13) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
12) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8) Ensign Murphy is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Mercedes didn't quite fit into the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) Ta an Doras ar oscailt agus ta an asal ag feachaint amach.

...and The Number One Way to Tell a Bloke his Fly Is Open..
1) Men are From Mars, I See Your P.enis

Tyrrial

thats funny

quank

Heehee, that first one is class!

Pugsley

Some great ones love 14.

creggphilips

no 9

Agent Smith

18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

class!