Irish Bull

UnrealQueen

The accident happened at Merrion Road as the dead man was crossing the road.

In Ireland this happens a hundred times out of a hundred - that's nearly always.

Free Pat O'Rourke - with every pack of Kelloggs.

If Murphy were alive he'd turn over in his grave.

Dead Garda in the force for 15 years.

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mum and dad."

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Were going to call him "Sean".
What kind of a name is that? Every Tom, Dick and Harry's called Sean.

Friday Disco - Very Exclusive - All welcome.

In case of fire, do not use the lifts. Try a fire extinguisher.

Man denies committing suicide.

DANGER!! Touching these wires will result in death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

Autobiography is the history of motor cars.

We had the Miller family for dinner on Tuesday evening.

If Ireland gets up your nose, picket.

Parade on Saturday afternoon, if raining, parade will take place in the morning.

Man recovering after fatal accident.

I don't like being taken for granite.

"Piano: would suit beginner with chipped legs."

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have their head examined.

Ears pierced while you wait.

A batchelors life is no life for a single man.

Clairvoyance meeting on Tuesday cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

"This marks the end of a long life and an even longer career."

Man found dead in graveyard.

When the water reaches 27 degrees Celsius, take the temperature.

The Irish have no drink problem...
they drink,
get drunk,
fall down,
no problem!

A verbal contract is not worth the paper it is written on.

Enraged bull injures farmer with axe.

80% of Irish priests take The Irish Times, the other 20% buy it.

Gardai move in book case.

Bargain basement upstairs.

A virgin wood is where the hand of man has never set foot.

The first 3 minutes of life can be dangerous - the last 3 minutes can be pretty dodgy too.

She is a female woman of the opposite sex.

The bride wore a long dress that fell to the floor.

Don't complain about the beer, you'll be old and weak one day.

Mary June Kelly - 1902-1962 - Let her RIP.

"Four-Poster Bed For Sale: Suit Antique Lover."

"Terrier for sale - what offers? 2 years old, gentle, house trained, will eat anything, very fond of children."

"How priceless are these?"

"Spare our trees - they break wind."

Closed for official opening.

Wood doesn't grow on trees you know.

Agent Smith

"Four-Poster Bed For Sale: Suit Antique Lover."

lol

Pugsley

Some great ones

quank

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
Were going to call him "Sean".
What kind of a name is that? Every Tom, Dick and Harry's called Sean.

Friday Disco - Very Exclusive - All welcome.

In case of fire, do not use the lifts. Try a fire extinguisher.

Haha. They're excellent