Radio competition

The Muppet

An australian Radio Station was running a competition to find contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any English Dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense; the prize for the best word being a trip for two to Bali for a week. The DJ, had many callers, the following two standing out:

DJ : Hello caller , what's your name?

Caller: Hi, me name's Brad.

DJ: Ok Brad, what is your word?

Caller: "Gwan" spelled G, W, A, N.

DJ: We are just checking that (pause)... and you are correct

Brad, Gwan is certainly a word not found in the English
Dictionary. Now the next question, for a chance to win a trip for two to
Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in that would
make logical sense?

Caller: Gwan fnck yourself!

At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no need for that sort of language .

After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:

DJ: Hello caller, what's your name?

Caller: Me name's Bruce.

DJ: thanks for calling Bruce , what is your word?

Caller: "Smee" spelled S, M, E, E.

DJ: We are just checking that (pause)... and you are correct

Congratualtions Bruce, Smee is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a chance to win a trip for two to Bali, What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?

Caller: Smee again! Gwan fnck yourself!

banquo

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Posted a good while back.

Sounds more Irish to me ...