Blonde Joke

JCDenton

A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde gal for speeding. She walks up to the car and asks the blond for her driver's license. The blonde driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?" The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it."
The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it and sure enough sees herself. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.

After a few seconds looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing."

begbie

Funny:D

JCDenton

A girl was visiting her blond friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HellOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs"

Linoge

lol, them dumb blondes, they never stop!

Acidflash

good one

Flashling

A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator. On the third floor a man gets on who's perfect:
Italian suit, handsome, great build
with a nice butt, but unfortunately they both notice he has a bad case of dandruff. The man gets off
on the 5th floor. Once the
doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Someone should give him Head & Shoulders."
To which the blonde replies,
"How do you give Shoulders?"


A blonde goes into a casino and goes to a soda machine. She puts
in a dollar and got a coke and 30 cents change. She thought it
was cool, so she went to the service desk and got 50 $1 dollar
bills for a $50 bill. She went back to the machine and kept on
doing this and finally she had all these sodas on the floor and
all this change in her pocket.
The manager came over and said, "If you don't mind me asking,
what are you doing?"
The blonde replied, "Winning!"

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.
"Ma'am, is there a reason that you're
weaving all over the road?" The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had
an accident. I looked up and
there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of
me. I swerved to the right and
there was another tree in front of me!" Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror,
the officer replied, "Ma'am...
that's your air freshener."
Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some
tracks. The first blond said, "These look like deer tracks." The
other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued
and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train
hit them.
John gets a call from his very blonde girlfriend Buffy. "I've got a problem," says Buffy. "What's
the matter?" asks John. "Well, I
bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any
edges." "What's the picture of?"
asks John. "It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy. "All right," says John. "I'll come over and have
a look." So he goes over to
Buffy's house and she greets him by saying, "Thanks for coming over." Buffy leads John into her
kitchen and shows him the jigsaw
puzzle on the kitchen table. John looks at the puzzle and then turns to her and says, "For heaven's
sake, Buffy, put the corn flakes
back in the box."

I have around fifty more, but these are the shortest.

milltown

Two blondes walk into a building.

You'd think one of them would have seen it :rolleyes:

quank

Originally posted by Flashling
A blonde goes into a casino and goes to a soda machine. She puts
in a dollar and got a coke and 30 cents change. She thought it
was cool, so she went to the service desk and got 50 $1 dollar
bills for a $50 bill. She went back to the machine and kept on
doing this and finally she had all these sodas on the floor and
all this change in her pocket.
The manager came over and said, "If you don't mind me asking,
what are you doing?"
The blonde replied, "Winning!"

Haha... couldn't stop chuckling to myself

Agent7249

all good