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Leeds United AFC Insurance Plan

  • 28-04-2004 4:04pm
    #1
    Dub13
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,254 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Are you worried about the future?
    Let's face it, we're not getting any younger and we all have to think
    about our lavish lifestyles, after our careers are over.
    * Are you over 25?
    * Are you well past your best?
    * Are you looking for an easy life?
    * Are you looking for a secure future without doing anything to earn
    it?

    If the answers to all the above is YES then You Are Eligible For the
    Leeds United Life Plan!! We pay you #30,000 a week, there's a pointless
    medical, and no sales person will call!!!

    There's a FREE house, luxury car and limitless golf at some of
    England's finest courses. Don't take our word for it, read these
    recommendations from some of our satisfied clients:-


    "As soon as I signed up, I knew it didn't matter if I was no good at my
    job." Michael D, Leeds

    "When I'm no longer playing, I know my family will be financially
    secure." Ian H, Leeds

    "I can thoroughly recommend the Leeds United Life Plan to everybody."
    Gary K, Leeds

    "The Leeds United plan supplemented my pension, just when I thought it
    was too late." Jason W , Leeds.

    "The generosity of the Leeds plan is unmatched in the world of pension
    finance. It was the best move we ever made." Terry and Peter , London
    and Sunderland

    "Even when everyone said I was too old, Leeds were prepared to
    supplement my pension with an outrageous offer." David B, a caravan in
    Ilkley.

    "Despite being permanently injured, I was still eligible for the Leeds
    Life Plan-year after year." Seth, Crown Court

    "Even when I decided to leave Leeds United, they continued to pay into
    my Plan. I'm delighted." Robbie F, Manchester

    So don't sit there worrying about the future - sign up for Leeds United
    and RELAX!!

    The Leeds United Life plan was regulated by Peter and his pals on the
    board, until recent unfortunate events contributed to their removal,
    but DON'T DESPAIR - the Plan is funded and will be GUARANTEED by over
    40,000 who have invested in the "LUFC Season Ticket" Pyramid Sales
    Plan.


Comments

  • #2
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,336 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    This was doing the rounds as a dig at Spurs last week. Unfortunately as a Leeds fan there's too much that's a bit close to the truth for comfort.


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