Fake Tan!!

ravenhead

I don't know if this has been posted before - But I need HELP!!! Especially with the weekend comin.....

Has anyone had problems getting AMBRE SOLAIRE No Streaks Spray Tan off???/
It's driving me mad!!! My ankle are looking like a gone off orange!!! No seriously - Any ideas on how to get this crap off??????????

PersonalJesus

White Spirits? Might sting a bit but it will get it off i'd say.

And a wider question, am i only one who despises fake tan on girls? Its alright if its done well and "once in a while" but they are at it all the time/its done really badly. Its false bloody advertising!

Beruthiel

ravenhead

PI is for actual personal issues, try not to spam this forum
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ravenhead

Originally posted by Beruthiel
ravenhead

PI is for actual personal issues, try not to spam this forum
B

Where should Q's like thes go so???

ravenhead

Originally posted by PersonalJesus
White Spirits? Might sting a bit but it will get it off i'd say.

And a wider question, am i only one who despises fake tan on girls? Its alright if its done well and "once in a while" but they are at it all the time/its done really badly. Its false bloody advertising!

You should be greatful for Fake Tan ...... It allows us girls to wear less clothes!!!;)

tman

hmmmm... maybe there's a market out there for fake untan...

/me runs off to register the patent

PersonalJesus

Women arent objects young lady!!!!










They are slaves to men who should do their bidding. Now go make my lunch!

Asok

Try taking a long soapy hot bath that should get it off.
Tbh I only know about putting it on not taking it off

Karoma

Originally posted by tman
hmmmm... maybe there's a market out there for fake untan...

/me runs off to register the patent

it's been done - white spirits, soap, etc...

tman

Originally posted by Karoma
it's been done - white spirits, soap, etc...

i was thinking of something to cover up the fake tan, not take it off

ToxicPaddy

Originally posted by ravenhead
You should be greatful for Fake Tan ...... It allows us girls to wear less clothes!!!;)

To be honest id prefer a girl to look pale white than look like a cast off from Willie Wonkas chocolate factory..

Nothing worse that badly put on fake tan... :rolleyes:

Tox

ravenhead

Originally posted by PersonalJesus
Women arent objects young lady!!!!


Tell me that on a Sat Nite after you've had a few pints!!!









They are slaves to men who should do their bidding. Now go make my lunch!

Karoma

Originally posted by tman
i was thinking of something to cover up the fake tan, not take it off

it's been done also - makeup,etc...




[again: should use emoticon...cannae be arse..mneh]

PersonalJesus

Score!!!!

Nah generally if im still speaking come sat night then its a bonus, so i doubt id be able to say the word "object"

ravenhead

Originally posted by ToxicPaddy
To be honest id prefer a girl to look pale white than look like a cast off from Willie Wonkas chocolate factory..

Nothing worse that badly put on fake tan... :rolleyes:

Tox

It's not the putting it on that causes the problems it's the fading off - well at least with this one - But yeah I have to agree that there's nothing worse than seeing a tangoed girl!!

tman

Originally posted by Karoma
it's been done also - makeup,etc...




[again: should use emoticon...cannae be arse..mneh]

yeah but women are dumb, they're guarenteed to buy something that "covers up those nasty fake tan streaks"
i could sell the dumb broads a tube of my jizz if i marketed it properly;)

Karoma

Originally posted by tman
yeah but women are dumb, they're guarenteed to buy something that "covers up those nasty fake tan streaks"
i could sell the dumb broads a tube of my jizz if i marketed it properly;)

i can see it now T-Jizz ..... *shudder*

ravenhead

Originally posted by PersonalJesus
Score!!!!

Nah generally if im still speaking come sat night then its a bonus, so i doubt id be able to say the word "object"

& I bet you at that point U couldn't care less if there's fake tan involved or not....

PersonalJesus

Listen luv it would be like trying to play pool with a length of rope.

Couldnt raise a thought let alone anything else....

ravenhead

Originally posted by tman
yeah but women are dumb, they're guarenteed to buy something that "covers up those nasty fake tan streaks"
i could sell the dumb broads a tube of my jizz if i marketed it properly;)

I don't think you'd have enought 'JIZZ' to fill a tube TMAN!!!!!;)

Coney Island

Put more and you will get black

Seriously, try another one.....I advise Piz Buin

ravenhead

Originally posted by PersonalJesus
Listen luv it would be like trying to play pool with a length of rope.

Couldnt raise a thought let alone anything else....

OOHH better hope there isn't too many girls readign this - that wouldn't do much for whatever little bit of pulling power you have......

ravenhead

Originally posted by Coney Island
Put more and you will get black

Seriously, try another one.....I advise Piz Buin

Thanks Coney - will do...

PersonalJesus

Darlin, with my looks, personality, and accent down here i really dont need to care.

Apart from that it twas a joke. I dont really drink that much anyway.

tman

Originally posted by ravenhead
I don't think you'd have enought 'JIZZ' to fill a tube TMAN!!!!!;)

aye, i'd have to use small tubes (or eat loads of raw eggs:p )

then sell it on for €40 a "pop"

who wants to go into business with me?

Karoma

Originally posted by tman
aye, i'd have to use small tubes (or eat loads of raw eggs:p )

then sell it on for €40 a "pop"

who wants to go into business with me?

er...exactly what'd be involved.... regretting it already

PersonalJesus

I'd say alot of guys would be willing to undercut you, and you could probably get it straight from the producer. Remember fresh is best.

Ryvita

St. Tropez do a fake tan remover but it only works a few hours after you've applied.

Best bet is a hot bath and if that doesn't work try nail polish remover .... and if that doesn't work try domestos (only joking!!!)

St Tropez mousse is by far the best! It looks much more natural ....

For those who complain about fake tan ... it's far better than sitting out trying to get a tan and picking up skin cancer along the way!

Thorbar

There's nothing worst then fake tan. I've tried to talk my girl out of using it but to no avail. Worst thing is you can't touch her the night she puts it on incase you smear it. This is Ireland for **** sake if someone expects you to have a tan they're muppets.

Going Demented

Baking Soda gets it off or at least "tones" it down. I kid you not. I had a disaster with fake tan a few months ago and this worked in toning it down. It kinda feels like your skin is burning when you put it on your damp skin and wash it off but it's either that or stay umpa lumpa style.

Ryvita

I'm just reading this thtread and asking myself why do we do this? Does it really make a difference?

Why do we go to all this trouble when men don't?

What happened to feminism?

I say this as someone who wears fake tan, makeup, uncomfortable shoes!

Karoma

here here! burn your bra?

tman

Originally posted by Ryvita
I'm just reading this thtread and asking myself why do we do this? Does it really make a difference?

Why do we go to all this trouble when men don't?

What happened to feminism?

I say this as someone who wears fake tan, makeup, uncomfortable shoes!

because you're dumb broads?

ravenhead

Originally posted by Going Demented
Baking Soda gets it off or at least "tones" it down. I kid you not. I had a disaster with fake tan a few months ago and this worked in toning it down. It kinda feels like your skin is burning when you put it on your damp skin and wash it off but it's either that or stay umpa lumpa style.

but the tan was fab when you put it on & now its a couple of days later & its starting to come off but it's coming off all patchy & horrible looking & you've tried exfoliating, moisturising etc & it hasn't gotten any better!!! I really want to show the legs this weekend but with the state of this I can't -- NEVER USE THIS TAN!!!!!

Ryvita

m-m-m-my Karoma ...

Bras are functional ... back support and all that ...

Nice try though!

Ryvita

'Originally' posted by tman
because you're dumb broads?

Can you say "Original response"?

Asok

Originally posted by tman
because you're dumb broads?

Sssshhh tman your trollling is keeping these ladies from the housework they should be doing.

ravenhead

Originally posted by tman
because you're dumb broads?

So your telling me that if your g/f let herself go & didn't bother anymore you wouldn't look else where????

& by the way - we don't do it for you guys - we do it for each other!!!!!!!! (Girls will know what I mean)

Ryvita

Originally posted by Asok
Sssshhh tman your trollling is keeping these ladies from the housework they should be doing.

Who saw that coming? Anyone?

"keeping the ladies from the housework" - please stop - I'm in pain with the laughter :rolleyes:

Ryvita

Originally posted by ravenhead
So your telling me that if your g/f let herself go & didn't bother anymore you wouldn't look else where????

& by the way - we don't do it for you guys - we do it for each other!!!!!!!! (Girls will know what I mean)

Em no .... you want to show your legs over the weekend for other girls?

ravenhead

Originally posted by Asok
Sssshhh tman your trollling is keeping these ladies from the housework they should be doing.

HOUSEWORK -- never......

SheroN

get your ass back in the kitchen and bake me some pie.

tman

Originally posted by ravenhead
So your telling me that if your g/f let herself go & didn't bother anymore you wouldn't look else where????

& by the way - we don't do it for you guys - we do it for each other!!!!!!!! (Girls will know what I mean)

hell, as long as she knows her place in the kitchen i don't give a crap what she looks like

Asok

Who saw that coming? Anyone?

"keeping the ladies from the housework" - please stop - I'm in pain with the laughter

Those pants do make your arse look big.

ravenhead

Originally posted by Ryvita
Em no .... you want to show your legs over the weekend for other girls?

No that's for myself.... I never dress for anyone else .. What's the point???

Karoma

Originally posted by Ryvita
m-m-m-my Karoma ...

Bras are functional ... back support and all that ...

Nice try though!

you're what happened to feminism! you've falled for the propoganda... :rolleyes:

Rabies

Originally posted by ravenhead
- we do it with each other!!!!!!!! (Girls will know what I mean)

i see what i wanna see

ravenhead

Originally posted by tman
hell, as long as she knows her place in the kitchen i don't give a crap what she looks like

Guess who won't be getting any tonight with that kind of attitude!!!!!;)

ravenhead

Originally posted by Rabies
i see what i wanna see

Sad man - very sad.....

Rabies

Originally posted by ravenhead
Guess who won't be getting any tonight with that kind of attitude!!!!!;)

He always has Pam and her five friends to keep him company

Originally posted by ravenhead
Sad man - very sad.....

I know, but it made me smile.

ravenhead

Question???? How did this go from a chat about tan to sexist man remarks?????