Fake Tan!!

ravenhead

Originally posted by Lainey
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i read books and sometimes do put on fake tan.. ??????? catagorise that

U go girl!!!!!

Aurther Hugh

To get tan off, put on some facial hair bleach on the area , leave for the specified time that normally lightens hair and bobs yer uncle , no scrubbing or scratching and is really mild ! Now who loves Hugh ??

Ryvita

Originally posted by Aurther Hugh
To get tan off, put on some facial hair bleach on the area , leave for the specified time that normally lightens hair and bobs yer uncle , no scrubbing or scratching and is really mild ! Now who loves Hugh ??

Not sure about "loved" ... "worried about" ... possibly

ravenhead

Originally posted by Ryvita
Not sure about "loved" ... "worried about" ... possibly

I second that......

Macseamusa

my mates decided one time that it wud be funny to put fake tan on me while i slept, i woke up with an orange neck, white chest, and strippy fake tanned arms, i looked kinda like a tiger.... it was actualy kinda funny....
but then i spent the next 2 days in the shower
scrubbing

LadyPenelope

Use those facial wipes, you know the ones for getting your makeup off in a hurry, you need to rub a lot, but it works. Dont ask me how I know!

Seraphina

**** sake
this disturbing influx of annoying girl girls who have nothing better to discuss than fake tan and spend their time defending eachother and saying dumb stuff like 'you go girl' is REEEAALLY pissing me off
you're the twats that give women a bad name :rolleyes:

Barbie_666

Seraphina, babe, chill out!if the fake tan thread is pissin you off that much, DONT READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

ferdi

Originally posted by Seraphina
**** sake
this disturbing influx of annoying girl girls who have nothing better to discuss than fake tan and spend their time defending eachother and saying dumb stuff like 'you go girl' is REEEAALLY pissing me off
you're the twats that give women a bad name :rolleyes:

i agree.

GIRLS, YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS!!!!

DO NOT GO DOWN THIS ROAD:

Lainey

don't start it all over again pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaasssseee :rolleyes:

Seraphina

Originally posted by Barbie_666
Seraphina, babe, chill out!if the fake tan thread is pissin you off that much, DONT READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

you make sense.
mental note - ignore all the female mongs that joined in 04
:rolleyes:
unfortunately your mindless threads seem to be popping up everywhere

Lump

Why are you calling them mongs? What's wrong with discussing Fake Tan, considering it started with a valid question. I'm sure the same thing has happened to both men and women on boards.... maybe not the fake tan, but the permenant marker, dodgy hair dye etc etc etc. Who cares if women fake tan? It makes them look and probably more importantly feel good.

Seraphina, grow up.


John

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Originally posted by Seraphina
**** sake
this disturbing influx of annoying girl girls who have nothing better to discuss than fake tan and spend their time defending eachother and saying dumb stuff like 'you go girl' is REEEAALLY pissing me off
you're the twats that give women a bad name :rolleyes:

or it could be the angry irrational one that jumps down other womens throat for no apparent reason?

Lainey

can we post and answer what we like do ya think....

or does each thread have to go through you as to whether it's mindless or not.. ??
well, your version of mindless.. :rolleyes:

mental note to you -

ferdi

[helpful comment]fake tane is sheit[/helpful comment]

Lainey

(helpful hint) check spellings (helpful hint)

you prob use it yourself

Civilian_Target

You want to see what fake tan can do??

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/37541.jpg

ferdi

:eek: MY EYES, MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!!!! :eek:

Lainey

Originally posted by Civilian_Target
You want to see what fake tan can do??

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/37541.jpg

yes, destroyed the teddy alright.. may put some spirits on him too ha ha

embee

Originally posted by ravenhead
by the way - we don't do it for you guys - we do it for each other!!!!!!!! (Girls will know what I mean)

No, I'm sorry. I have thought about what you could possibly mean, and I just don't know.


Fake tan sucks.

I saw a ginger girl the other day that I went to school with. She has (usually) got beautfiul soft, creamy white skin and fabulous blue eyes, shes really striking looking.
I met her in the chemist.... She was at a wedding the weekend before.

To say that she was orange from head to toe wouldn't even go a millimetre to describing the orange halo around her. Orange hair, orange skin..... then these two big blue dots for eyes.... unfortunately she was wearing one of those velour tracksuit things... that was a peachy orange colour.

She looked ridiculous.

ll=llannah

i concur completely, embee.

fake tan - ugh! and i don't understand how some girls think that they can't wear bathing suits or shorts without a fake tan. why? who will stop you? the suntan police? come on. ridiculousness.

Tommy Vercetti

I would also agree with embee. These women are clearly stupid and deluded. Being pale and ugly is bad enough, wtf makes them think turning orange will enhance them?

Civilian_Target

Dunno. Worked for the guy on the previous page...

ravenhead

Originally posted by Lump
Why are you calling them mongs? What's wrong with discussing Fake Tan, considering it started with a valid question. I'm sure the same thing has happened to both men and women on boards.... maybe not the fake tan, but the permenant marker, dodgy hair dye etc etc etc. Who cares if women fake tan? It makes them look and probably more importantly feel good.

Seraphina, grow up.


John

Thanks Lump - If people have a problem with the contents of a thread - then bugger off & annoy someone else - I did start this thread with a valid question & along the way got a few good tips & if a bit of slagging went on -- so what?????? I can not understand how another girl can say that a thread like this can give girls a bad name.....
I would not concider myself a girly girl at all just to opposite in fact.......

I think some people need to lighten up a bit & realise when other people are just having a but of a laugh.....

ravenhead

Originally posted by Tommy Vercetti
I would also agree with embee. These women are clearly stupid and deluded. Being pale and ugly is bad enough, wtf makes them think turning orange will enhance them?

T V -- what makes you think that all girls that use fake tan are pale & ugly???
For ur information I am quiet sallow with dark hair ..... I bet in general you don't even know when girls are wearing tan - except for the couple of disasters that have given it a bad name.......

Slutmonkey57b

What gets me is when fake tan merchants criticise the quality (or quantity) of makeup worn by other women.

Girls who wear fake tan are classy classy, independant, intelligent women who aren't slappers at all.

And anyone who says different is a soothsayer.

ravenhead

Originally posted by Slutmonkey57b
What gets me is when fake tan merchants criticise the quality (or quantity) of makeup worn by other women.

Girls who wear fake tan are classy classy, independant, intelligent women who aren't slappers at all.

And anyone who says different is a soothsayer.

I would have to agree with most of this......

Ryvita

Originally posted by Seraphina
**** sake
this disturbing influx of annoying girl girls who have nothing better to discuss than fake tan and spend their time defending eachother and saying dumb stuff like 'you go girl' is REEEAALLY pissing me off
you're the twats that give women a bad name :rolleyes:

You are like so right! I mean we should burn our bras and wear really baggy clothes and stuff. The aim should be to look as unattractive as possible. We won't buy into that crap! I mean like I know being female there's no way I could be interested in my appearence and be taken seriously! Firstly my little brain couldn't handle the pressure of doing two things at once for a start. And you know men probably won't take me serious if I wear fake tan or makeup and try to look well.

You've really made me see the light Seraphina, I really have to do something in my life other than discussing fake tan. I mean at the moment it's what I do all day long and I think people might be getting tired of it.

We need more women like you: open-minded with a great sense of humour, not a bit bitter and the complete opposite of patronising!

You Go Girl!

Delerium

Ok.... here are some before and after pictures to try to show that not everyone who wears fake tan is an Oompa Loompa.

First the before picture:

Aurther Hugh

Originally posted by Ryvita
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We need more women like you: open-minded with a great sense of humour, not a bit bitter and the complete opposite of patronising!

You Go Girl! [/B]

Sma sma , lighten up its bank holiday friday, ladies : take a slagging, if theres anything worse than a David Dickinson tanned gal its one that get all indignant when you mention it to her as a joke , if youre an orangina merchant at least take a slaggin when its given babes !

Delerium

Now the After picture, much more healthy looking in my opinion.

You decide

Aurther Hugh

You couldnt get much worse than the first one

Ryvita

Originally posted by Aurther Hugh
You couldnt get much worse than the first one

That's a really nasty thing to say.

SheroN

it's a nasty world.

Ryvita

Originally posted by Delerium
Now the After picture, much more healthy looking in my opinion.

You decide

Being honest I think the first one looks nicer.

Ryvita

Originally posted by SheroN
it's a nasty world.

it certainly is *sigh*

Aurther Hugh

Originally posted by Aurther Hugh
You couldnt get much worse than the first one

Yeah it was a nasty thing to say I meant in the paleness stakes , dhe's a goodlooking bird ( and the girl isnt bad either)

ravenhead

Originally posted by Ryvita
That's a really nasty thing to say.

As apposed to:

We need more women like you: open-minded with a great sense of humour, not a bit bitter and the complete opposite of patronising!

You Go Girl!


__________________

Not very nice Ryvita.......

I just started this thread for a bit of advise from girls that might have had the same problem - :rolleyes:

ravenhead

Originally posted by Delerium
Now the After picture, much more healthy looking in my opinion.

You decide

You look fab in this ......

tman

Originally posted by ravenhead
You look fab in this ......

you go girl!

Aurther Hugh

Originally posted by tman
you go girl!

What is this the frickin Rikki Lake show ??

Ryvita

Originally posted by ravenhead
As apposed to:

We need more women like you: open-minded with a great sense of humour, not a bit bitter and the complete opposite of patronising!

You Go Girl!


__________________

Not very nice Ryvita.......

I just started this thread for a bit of advise from girls that might have had the same problem - :rolleyes:

Did you see what I was replying to? I was defending the fact that we should be able to talk about this if we want to without being made to feel like we're bimbos! :rolleyes:

Ryvita

Originally posted by Aurther Hugh
What is this the frickin Rikki Lake show ??

Talk to the hand!

ravenhead

Originally posted by Ryvita
Did you see what I was replying to? I was defending the fact that we should be able to talk about this if we want to without being made to feel like we're bimbos! :rolleyes:

My Bad..... Sorry:)

KlodaX

try nail polish remover

ahhh ... are you mad? ... you put nail polish remover on your skin?

why not try acid while you are at it! ....

hmm... maybe some tea tree oil might help?

Ryvita

Originally posted by KlodaX
ahhh ... are you mad? ... you put nail polish remover on your skin?

why not try acid while you are at it! ....

hmm... maybe some tea tree oil might help?

hmm ... acid ... it just might work.

ravenhead

Originally posted by Ryvita
hmm ... acid ... it just might work.

Great idea....... us mongs wouldn't know any better

Nala

Originally posted by ravenhead
I don't know if this has been posted before - But I need HELP!!! Especially with the weekend comin.....

Has anyone had problems getting AMBRE SOLAIRE No Streaks Spray Tan off???/
It's driving me mad!!! My ankle are looking like a gone off orange!!! No seriously - Any ideas on how to get this crap off??????????

St.Tropez do a remover now, it's probably available in Boots.

Lainey

or you could just wear out a trousers til the tan fades away.......... :cool:

Placebo

Ha, are u in university ravenhead ?