Dumb Blonde?

UnrealQueen

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered,
"I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

Barbie_666

Love it , love it, love it!!!!!!!!!!!:D

quank

Lol hehehe... so true

JCDenton

Hey! That's......
ah who am I kidding. It couldn't be more true

ravenhead

Best Blonde Joke in ages...;)

tman

you forgot the epilogue;

the blonde then went on to spend the winnings on... erm... something that a dumb broad would buy...
3000 tubes of T-Jizz

Mac daddy

that is a good one

spoofilyj

Its so true of what would happen...
I mean i would certainly not have been paying anyn attention to the table...
The best blonde joke in a good while!:D

Hello Kitty

good one:D