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Disco

  • 01-05-2004 9:29am
    #1
    iggy
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    A man is driving home from a disco when he's pulled over at a checkpoint.

    The cop walks over to the car and asks :
    "Are you driving this mechanically propelled vehicle under the influence of alcohol ? "
    "Why ? Was I driving very badly ? " asks the man,
    "No" replies the cop,
    "You were driving fine "

    "but that ugly bitch never gets a lift home from anyone sober".


Comments

  • #2
    Chinafoot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    haha!! laughed out loud at that one.....now people think im crazy....dammit!


  • #3
    UnrealQueen
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    i don't get it:confused:


  • #4
    Bottle_of_Smoke
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    maybe it shoulda been

    A man is driving home from a disco with a girl he'd picked up after a few drinks, when he's pulled over at a checkpoint.

    The cop walks over to the car and asks :
    "Are you driving this mechanically propelled vehicle under the influence of alcohol ? "
    "Why ? Was I driving very badly ? " asks the man,
    "No" replies the cop,
    "You were driving fine "

    "but that ugly bitch never gets a lift home from anyone sober".


  • #5
    robbie1876
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,766 ✭✭✭robbie1876


    Good joke, badly told! :D


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