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13 Things PMS Stands For....

  • 01-05-2004 9:20pm
    #1
    skittishkitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭


    1. Pass My Shotgun

    2. Psychotic Mood Shift

    3. Perpetual Munching Spree

    4. Puffy Mid-Section

    5. People Make me Sick

    6. Provide Me with Sweets

    7. Pardon My Sobbing

    8. Pimples May Surface

    9. Pass My Sweatpants

    10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

    11. Plainly, Men Suck

    12. Pack My Stuff

    And my favorite one...

    13. Potential Murder Suspect

    THE HORMONE WARNING:

    The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
    SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
    SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

    DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
    ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.


    And remember: Money talks.... But Chocolate sings


Comments

  • #2
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    LOL, very good and very true in some cases there:D


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