The Penguin

UnrealQueen

A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. He waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA. His car was quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the car.
The penguin, being a good natured bird, didn't complain but wandered off to find the closest supermarket. He proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish sticks.

After an hour he got in the freezer next to the vanilla ice cream and ate several gallons. Then he saw the time and went back to the garage covered in ice cream.

The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying, "It looks like you blew a seal."

Blushing, the penguin said, "Oh no! It's just ice cream."

Barry Aldwell

A bit long winded tbh :dunno:

NeoSlicerZ

0_o

Adeptus Titanicus

Might be quicker just posting a link...

http://www.jokedepot.com/pages/animals/animals30.html

Pugsley

The one I heard was more like:

A penguin was driving through whales when his car broke down. He waddled to the nearest house to ask for help. His car was quickly towed to the welsh mans garage where the welsh man told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the car.
The penguin, being a good natured bird, didn't complain but wandered off to find the closest supermarket. He proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish sticks.

After an hour he got in the freezer next to the vanilla ice cream and ate several gallons. Then he saw the time and went back to the garage covered in ice cream.

The welsh man walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying, "It looks like you blew a seal."

Enraged, the penguin said, "So? you f*ck sheep!"



Something like that anyway

Oriel

Adeptus Titanicus,
What on earth possessed you to post and link to the same joke?

S.

quank

Me prefers Pugsley's

exiztone

Didn't know whales were capable of holding supermarkets. Good stuff.

Kazu

ha ha