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Friend, Which Type?

  • 04-05-2004 5:42am
    #1
    salim2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭


    HARD-DISK woman/Man: She/He remembers everything, FOREVER.

    RAM woman: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

    WINDOWS woman/Man: Everyone knows that she/He can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

    EXCEL woman/Man: They say she/He can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

    SCREENSAVER woman/Man: She/He is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

    INTERNET woman/man: Difficult to access. // Everybody will access!!

    SERVER woman/man: Always busy when you need her/him.

    MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

    CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.

    E-MAIL woman/man: Every ten things she/he says, eight are nonsense.

    VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything


Comments

  • #2
    Mac daddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,942 ✭✭✭Mac daddy


    Might be better off in the Humour forum :D


  • #3
    Tusky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,065 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    hehe , thats so nerdy :)


  • #4
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Originally posted by Tusky
    hehe , thats so nerdy :)


    *screaches* (see: 'Bodysnatchers')


  • #5
    Red Alert
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 7,486 ✭✭✭Red Alert


    ah now, it would go in the 'moderately amusing' category.


  • #6
    salim2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭salim2


    Sorry, its only a joke
    i will not continue.


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