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Guys - never kick the household pet!

  • 06-05-2004 3:46pm
    #1
    emorgan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23 ✭


    A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live
    on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
    "Not yet," said the little boy.
    His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his
    chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the
    chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows,
    and he kicks a cow.
    He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes
    back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl
    of dry cereal.
    "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I
    have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
    "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so
    you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig,
    so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you
    kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
    Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
    kicks the cat half way across the kitchen. The little boy
    looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You going
    to tell him or should I?


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