worst, most suckiest film in all existence..??

calculon · 27-05-2004 1:11pm

iiiiiiiiiiin #1: TITANIC (little sister LOVED it, saw it three times in cinema, talked about it all summer, bought video/soundtrack on day of release, watched it non stop for MONTHS, then when it was on twice on that xmas day, we got to sit thru it TWICE. suicidal thoughts or what??) {it is funny when that guy falls off the back and hits the propellor though}

iiiiiiiiiin #2: any best of the best movie(except the first obviously)

iiiiiiiiiin#3: moulin rouge (see #1, delete xmas bit)

iiiiiiiiiiiin#4 steel magnolias (wtf????)

iiiiiiiiiiin#5: super mario bros/streetfighter the movie (destroyed two powerful licences)

too many more to mention; american ninja/under siege2/three ninjas/teenage mutant hero turtles2+3(why a third???)/the breakfast club.......

DirtyDog · 27-05-2004 1:16pm

The one and only movie I've ever walked out of the cinema over - The Avengers... really really really really really really bad.

MidnightQueen · 27-05-2004 2:47pm

I think it would have to be

"Fight Club". *Waves to Rabies*

2 me it was the worst film Brad Pitt was ever in and the film had a pointless story line! I just didnt get it. I demand 2 hours of my life back! :mad:

Karl Hungus · 27-05-2004 6:25pm

Originally posted by KittyKat
I just didnt get it.

So just because you didn't get it, it's automatically a bad film?

Go watch it again, and this time pay attention to it's themes, and you'll find it's the furthest thing from 'Plotless' imaginable.

Ruxpin · 28-05-2004 11:45pm

I've only taken a quick look through the postings but I'm surprised not to see 'Battlefield Earth' amoung them. We watched it one evening to see if it was as bad as the reviews had suggested and it was. The entire thing was absolute rubbish, drivel to the core.

The Avengers was another total turkey, it was so bad I had to turn it off as I couldn't physically sit and watch it any longer.

I'm surprised to see Fight Club down though. I thought it was pretty good actually. Certainly compared to a lot of the mainstream stuff that comes out.

lodgepole · 28-05-2004 11:51pm

There's only two films that i've turned off in utter disgust and they are Battlefield Earth and Inspector Gadget. I love "so bad they're good" films and I love kids films, but those two were just ****ing terrible awful pieces of absolute **** that should never have been made.

billy the squid · 29-05-2004 4:34am

There are loads of bad movies being left out here

1. Flight of the Doves
2 freddies nightmare
3. Bride of chukie
4. 28 Days later
5. any of those "wannabe actor" movies from the eighties. fame dirty dancing tootsie etc etc

Karl Hungus · 29-05-2004 12:31pm

Originally posted by fcddunne
3. Bride of chukie
4. 28 Days later

What!?

Bride of Chucky was a great film altogether, definetly rates very highly on the 'So bad it's good' scale...
But 28 Days Later was a fantastic film altogether.

fizzynicenice · 30-05-2004 8:52pm

Crouching tiger, hidden dragon, - what pure drivel.

what, why, good god, I don't understand,
but it was so good.
your weird Kersh, stay away from my children.(not that I have any)

I hated Fast Sofa, and Bandits with Bruce Willis made me poo with disgust

RossFixxxed · 31-05-2004 9:47am

jill_valentine: Oh dear god! Windtalkers! I forgot about that. I think your just mentioning the movie has given me cancer! I have to go lie down now, I think my Windtalkers induced brain damage is acting up.

Further to this thread:

Just 2 movies that came to mind as being so terrible they're actually loads of fun to watch with a group of friends and therefore in a way qualify as good:

Out for a Kill, with Segal, watch the trailer first LOL. Guess what the plot is!
Derailed, with Jean Claude Van Damme. This is the cheapest ****tiest action movie you will ever see. The motor bike chase on top of the train is a classic. Batman the series looked better than this! Made me laugh a lot.

jill_valentine · 31-05-2004 10:41am

I was gonna say I was glad I wasn't alone in my hatred of Windwalkers, but it just such a tragedy that another had to endure it...god...good god...Maybe we should set up some sort of veterans association?

The only other movie that I can immediately recall thats anywhere near that level of crap is Runaway Car http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120041/ If you haven’t seen this made for TV classic, (Generally shown at about 2 in the morning on TV3) its about a car which can’t stop. Like Speed, but somehow managing to be stupider. Of course, it just so happens that the car has three people and a baby in it at the time. “Starring” Judge Reinholt and the-guy-who-played-Jesus-in-the-Like-A-Prayer-video, this really has to be seen to be believed, and if you’re a little tipsy I wholeheartedly recommend it, it’s the most unintentionally funny film I’ve ever seen.

Witness the stand-out sequence, a ludicrous sequence where they…god…airlift the baby out of the sunroof with a helicopter. Of course they do this just in time to have the threat of a sudden baby/ flyover bridge interface. I was rooting for the bridge. I made a sign.

Witness the bonnet, which disappears and reappears at random.

Witness the car supposedly going at 100 miles per hour, when we can clearly see its not even breaking the speed limit.

Witness just how damn evil car companies are (EVERYTHING they touch in the car breaks off when they need it)

Witness the gritty Tarantino-standard dialogue. ("`It's not just a drawbridge-it's the end of the line')

Witness the breathtaking audacity required to tack on a Based on a True Stry disclaimer.

Through the entire mind-numbing 90 minutes, I don’t believe it ever occurs to anybody to try just switching off the engine.

The difference is, Runaway Car is just so bad its funny, whereas Windtalkers is so bad its awful. No amount of sleep deprivation or alcohol has demonstrated otherwise. But they do help me forget. God how I want to forget…

Doctor Funfrock · 31-05-2004 11:40am

the elephant man worst film ive ever seen so so bad .. i want those precious minuttes back :mad:

Karl Hungus · 31-05-2004 7:06pm

Originally posted by Doctor Funfrock
the elephant man worst film ive ever seen so so bad .. i want those precious minuttes back :mad:

DIE YOU GIT! YOU UTTER, UTTER SPATULA! :mad:

brianomc · 31-05-2004 7:52pm

Don't forget Cast Away, i wish i could forget it. Tom Hanks, you the man, but what were you thinking.
Thin Red Line and Cube spring to mind too.

Luckily i seem to have missed out on a lot of the movies said here

pigeoncrumb · 31-05-2004 10:30pm

Pearl Harbor-

Worst movie I ever saw

Wacker · 01-06-2004 2:27pm

Jill, I have never seen or heard of Runaway Car. But having read what you said above, I already love it. Sounds like it is rightup there with Commando, American Ninja and the 60's Batman movie for greatest so bad its good film ever.