bad lyrics

trent_derby

Let me just reitorate -

I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast

Crapola of the highest order.

If there was a rating of this type of crap it would be exquisite.

Yes exquisite crap.

Smurfpiss

If there was a rating of this type of crap it would be exquisite.

and how does that smell?

bandit

Originally posted by butterfly
ok, just thought of a good one...
'i can't lie on my pocket trout, so i'll sit back in the easy chair...'
this being mundy, and from (oh my my my oh my my my oh my my my, my,) July..
is it just me mishearing or are they the actual words..,?

I believe said same song contains the gem ''babe-arama everywhere''

trent_derby

and how does that smell?

Quite bad,exquisitely bad.

finis (FIN-is, fee-NEE) noun

The end; conclusion.

Apple_A_Day

OH OH OH I've got one !!!

AAAAAGAAAAA . . do do do
Push pineapple grind cofeeee !!

Have an Apple !!

Smurfpiss

On the same vein as mundy...exactly why do all the boys go "oh my my my" at the sight of a woman of middle age in a greyhound skirt?

I mean I know offaly might be a bit short on female eye candy,but sweet jesus!!

gonna see him tonight anyway!

IanluvsKathleen

Originally posted by bandit
I believe said same song contains the gem ''babe-arama everywhere''

i was just going to post that gem up on the board.

"babe-arama everywhere"

Christ its the pits.

Fukcing clown-shoe

butterfly

no no this wasn't what i was saying, great song great song...
it's how the beauty of that one good beautiful day so even grey skirted minging looks like your mother (unless your mother's a MILF) auld one looks decent.... see? a sentiment i think we can all relate to.... (pass it on..)
but can anyone Please help clarify the pocket trout?? because it makes little or no sense unless taken completely out of context into a way where 'horses could mean cabbage' sort of way, y'know, that sorta way, where nothing means anything anymore, and then it means something, you get me?

Smurfpiss

butterfly, quite hogging the spliff and pass it down the line! :cool:
tis a great song, its also the only mundy song that the students of maynooth know all the words to!twas a good gig.

trent_derby

Maybe pocket trout is the old salmon on a ten pence piece.

Maybe the lyrics are s.h.i.t


Who knows???

It is the mystery of the dance.

Smurfpiss

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/1086/trout.html


I can't belive it actually exists.

bandit

It baffles me how nobody has mentioned Damien Dempsey yet...

This is from the oxegen board :-

Baby you're the queen and I'm the king
And when you sing you bring spring to this winter king
And tis not no fling, coz I'm under your wing
And I'm staying put, I'm not in a rut
I've got a feeling in my gut
About ya, I've got reason to doubt ya
But I don't know what I'd do without ya
Your eyes shine like the sunshine
And your lips are like fine wine
And now they're all mine"

I got this of another web site.

Take me out on the jar today
We'll drink stout and we'll be okay
We might get out of our homes tonight
We'll get in a fight alright

He also has some rubbish song about the celtic tiger that I heard in Whelans last night and nearly fell off my seat laughing at...

trent_derby

There is a pocket trout!!!!
Well paint my arse and slap my willy!!!!
I cant believe it!!!!

Smurfpiss

careful not to wander to far on the website. its a New Kids On the Block fan site...gah!! the horrors.

damien dempsey...does his horsesh*t even qualify as music?

butterfly

smurfpiss, i bow down to you in homage. i humble myself before the pocket trout. i will never again listen to that song with a confused look of bewilderment spreading across my face (gradually, from the chin up..) i thank you for giving things the meaning they had so sadly lost..

and no, it's my spliff.

damien dempsey rocks, in all fairness..
i used to hate him, and then when i met him i hated him more (mean&angry man...) but maaaaaan he's so **** cool, cmon!!

'doin E doin speed doin cocaine,
mix it with alcohol i go insane
all alone on the edge of the knife
where the hell is the bright side of life?
it's a farcical high for a few hours
then you're down and you can't see the bright flowers
(can't remember the next two lines but then it goes)
I'm givin it up i swear, in the new year......
no more of that for me, you'll see.......
I'm gonna be goin straight, i can't wait.......
til this year is gone, PARTY ON............'

he's fantastic.

LOVE YOURSELF TO-DAY, OK????
OK?????

Smurfpiss

the thought of Monsiour Dempsey "loving himself" makes me rather queasy. :dunno:

trent_derby

I have just noticed, the bad lyrics seem to eminate from solo artists, most notably mundy and DD.

Maybe its because they dont have anyone to tell them how exquisitly crap their lyrics are.....