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Best Sex In 50 Years

  • 08-05-2004 4:51pm
    #1
    Kazu
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    An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner
    together in a small tavern The husband leans over and
    asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had
    sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
    tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."

    "Yes," she says, "I remember it well."

    "OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll round there
    again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

    "Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.

    There's a police officer sitting in the next booth
    listening to all this, and having a chuckle to
    himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two
    old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep
    an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he followsthem.

    They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other
    for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get
    to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
    fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her
    knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She
    turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old
    man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most
    furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.

    They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds.
    This goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling,
    "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear
    life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable.

    Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
    The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned
    something about life that he didn't know. After about
    half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the
    old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on

    The policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly
    amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask
    him what his secret is. As the couple passes, he says
    to them, "That was something else! You must have been
    having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage
    it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is
    there some sort of secret?"

    The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence


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