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Ears ¿?

Kazu · 2004-05-10 14:30:02

A man lost both ears in car accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. Then he heard of a very good ear specialist in Nicaragua(somewhere ...), and went to him. The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right. After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, the man goes to…

10-05-2004 3:30pm

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Kazu

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A man lost both ears in car accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution.
Then he heard of a very good ear specialist in Nicaragua(somewhere ...), and went to him.

The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right.

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, the man goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You BIG @%$#, you gave me a woman's ears."

"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's," said the doctor to calm the man down.

"You're wrong! I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!"

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#2 10-05-2004 3:40pm

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Ha Ha.... One of your better ones:)

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#3 10-05-2004 11:54pm

quank

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lol
tis good

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#4 11-05-2004 10:47am

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lol:D nice

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#5 11-05-2004 4:11pm

SoundWave

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Originally posted by Kazu he heard of a very good ear specialist

how???

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#6 11-05-2004 4:14pm

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HA HA, oh how I laughed

John

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