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3 Tough mice!

  • 11-05-2004 6:39am
    #1
    xern
    Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭


    After attending the funeral of a Welsh mouse killed by an
    eighty year old lady with a broom, three mice, one from England, one from
    Scotland and one from Ireland, are sitting at a bar trying to impress each
    other with how tough they are.
    The English mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the
    empty glass onto the bar, turns to the Scottish mouse and says,
    "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot.
    When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty
    times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
    The Scottish mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them
    down one after the other, slams both glasses onto the bar, turns to
    the English mouse and replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I
    collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a
    powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going
    for the rest of the day."
    The English mouse and the Scottish mouse then turn to the
    Irish mouse.
    The Irish mouse finishes the Guinness he has in front of him, lets
    out a long sigh and says to the two, "I don't have time for this
    bullsh!t. I gotta go home and shag the cat."


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