Proverbs

UnrealQueen

1.. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

2. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. <

3. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

4. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

5. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

6. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

7. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

8. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

9. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

10. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

11. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

12. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

13. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never run out of material.

hedgetrimmer

6. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Very Zen

Evil_Bilbo

Confucius:

Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger

RobertFoster

Originally posted by Evil_Bilbo
Confucius:

Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger

ugh

quank

Hehe.
Nice one Queen + Bilbo:)

Kazu

lol all good

Pugsley

Some real good ones there

aidan_dunne

Originally posted by Evil_Bilbo
Confucius:

Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger

Confucius also say:

Man who go to bed with sexual problem on mind wakes up with solution on stomach!

Ba$tard

Confucius has been known to say;

He who walks sideways through automatic sliding door in airport is going to bangkok.

huggs2

confucius say.

girl who sit on judges knee--get honourable discharge.

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Originally posted by UnrealQueen

8. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Brilliant, straight to the sig.