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  • 12-05-2004 6:24pm
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    iggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,003 ✭✭✭


    This fellow walks into his sitting room after a hard days work, lands himself in front of the television, exhausted.....
    "Any chance of a beer before it starts darling ?" he asks.
    His wife says that she doesn't really mind.
    He drinks it and then asks;
    "Any chance of another beer Sweetheart ? - just before its starts ! "
    "Oh go on then if you must " she says, looking not so happy now.
    He drinks that one too.
    "Any chance of one last beer Sweetheart ? - it's going to start any minute ! "
    At this point she has run out of patience...
    "You are nothing but a lazy, fat, useless, drunken slob. You are not worth feeding and while I'm on the point ..."
    The husband sighs and says ...
    "It's started"


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