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iggy · 2004-05-12 17:24:25

This fellow walks into his sitting room after a hard days work, lands himself in front of the television, exhausted..... "Any chance of a beer before it starts darling ?" he asks. His wife says that she doesn't really mind. He drinks it and then asks; "Any chance of another beer Sweetheart ? - just before its starts ! "…

12-05-2004 06:24PM

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iggy

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This fellow walks into his sitting room after a hard days work, lands himself in front of the television, exhausted.....
"Any chance of a beer before it starts darling ?" he asks.
His wife says that she doesn't really mind.
He drinks it and then asks;
"Any chance of another beer Sweetheart ? - just before its starts ! "
"Oh go on then if you must " she says, looking not so happy now.
He drinks that one too.
"Any chance of one last beer Sweetheart ? - it's going to start any minute ! "
At this point she has run out of patience...
"You are nothing but a lazy, fat, useless, drunken slob. You are not worth feeding and while I'm on the point ..."
The husband sighs and says ...
"It's started"

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#2 12-05-2004 07:05PM

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It's all so true!!!!:eek:
Free lads run for your sanity, health and peaceful life....

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#3 12-05-2004 10:36PM

quank

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Never heard it before
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#4 13-05-2004 12:40PM

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havnt heard it before, brilliant!

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#5 13-05-2004 12:44PM

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made me smile

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#6 13-05-2004 02:26PM

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brilliant, very funny

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