Irish Scone

ravenhead

An elderly Irishman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the
gonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his
favourite cheese scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his
remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning
against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom,and
with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both
hands,he crawled downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned
against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen.

Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself
already in heaven, for here, spread out upon waxed paper on
the kitchen table were dozens of his favourite cheese scones.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his
devoted Irish wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left
this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the
table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched
lips parted, he could almost taste the cheese scone before it was in his
mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.

The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to the nearest
scone at the edge of the table, when his hand was suddenly
smacked with a spatula by his wife. . . . . .. . . . . . . .


"F*ck off !! " she said, "they're for the funeral !!"

UnrealQueen

Ha Ha! I love it:D

Mossy Monk

very good

smoke.me.a.kipper

omg, thats great!

Stephen P

haha brilliant!!! :-)

LoneGunM@n

The oul b!tch

quank

Posted quite alot

emertoff

Great stuff

Lady

saw it coming still good though

radiospan

Very funny.

I read the end before I was finished reading though, I hate when I do that :mad: .

Maybe punchlines should be in spoiler tags?

MrJoeSoap

Originally posted by plazz2000
Very funny.

I read the end before I was finished reading though, I hate when I do that :mad: .

Maybe punchlines should be in spoiler tags?

You know you'd still look !!!

Great joke btw.