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What a wife would do for her husband

  • 14-05-2004 11:02am
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    LoneGunM@n
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    Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with the mother of all hangovers and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

    "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

    "Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete arse of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

    "He's an idiot," Bob said. "P!ss on him!" "You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."

    "Well, screw him!" said Bob. "I did. You're back at work on Monday."


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