Questions that will always remain unanswered.

LoneGunM@n

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"
6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?
10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

munster rucker

here's another -
how important do you have to be before your murder is considered an assasination?

or why does round pizza come in a square box?

Nala

Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

spoon

why is dyslexia so hard to spell?

disco_rob_funk

what else does ambiguous mean?

HA! HA! HA!

RC

de5p0i1er

Why do women go to the toilets in groups.

disco_rob_funk

probably to hide from you

EKRIUQ

Whats Roy Keane doing back in the Irish set up

Guy:Incognito

because no-one in there right minds turns down the chance to have one of the best players in the world in their team, I thought this was a thread for impossible questions

quank

Best player

Capt'n Midnight

They aren't real mysteries - all answerable..

But how does the snowplough driver get to work in the morning ?
How come the hair on your head keeps growing but on the rest of your body it only gets to a certain level ...

Why do sky divers and parachutists wear helmets? If their chute fails to open do they really think it will help?

if I tell a man that there are over 100 billion stars in the night sky, he'll believe me without question. But if I say to him, "don't touch that door, the paint is still wet", as sure as the sky is blue, he'll touch it!

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a black crisp that no human being would want to eat?

Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not in the freezer?


In the words of Billy Connelly:

Why do aeroplanes have seatbelts in them?

When was the last time you heard a news story where they said:
"Today a plane crashed into a building,luckily all the passengers were wearing seat belts.."

and why do they call it a tv set when you only get one?

Victor

Originally posted by LoneGunM@n
1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

When they lick the paper afterwards .....

TomTom

I think the best question is
Why the hell do people keep posting these lists?

Bottle_of_Smoke

new useres every day heh heh

Kazu

my head hurts lol

SantaHoe

Why do sky divers and parachutists wear helmets? If their chute fails to open do they really think it will help?

It keeps their hair neat.... obviously.

It's a kind of will-I-won't-I decision as to weather I'll attempt to answer them all seriously... I'm strangely compelled to for some reason.

Cake Fiend

Because even if they do land safely, they could fall, trip, or have to roll to absorb impact energy and possibly bang their head on the ground while doing so.

hedgetrimmer

Not to metion potentially hitting a bird at high speed.

Chunks

Why do men have nipples?

Seanie M

Originally posted by Chunks
Why do men have nipples?

I could go scientific on that one, having only found out the answer myself recently....

but its not funny!

unless you're an hermaphrodite!

Dacelonid

If a fly is called a fly
Why is a fish not called a swim

Seanie M

and what DO you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh....

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I know, I'm banned....


Seanie.

Pugsley

Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a black crisp that no human being would want to eat?

Why do aeroplanes have seatbelts in them?

1) Can cook more than just toast in a toaster, their probably jus twaiting for something that takes that long to cook
2) Incase of very strong turbulance, or incase they have to do a crash landing, a seatbelt could help, hit a building you go splat tho.

Matfinn

all men have nipples because all foetuses in the womb are female up until sex weeks, so it must be part of the development process I think ?

Victor

Originally posted by Pugsley
1) Can cook more than just toast in a toaster, their probably jus twaiting for something that takes that long to cook

Like frozen bread or waffles.

MarkR

Why is abbreviate such a long word?

Chunks

Don't listen to Matfinn, he's a cheese eatin surrender monkey!!:D

AdMMM

The Billy Connelly one made me laugh

Matfinn

yeah but chunky we got the bomb

kano476

Originally posted by de5p0i1er
Why do women go to the toilets in groups.

have you ever seen the sweetest thing?

aeroplanes have seatbelts so that when theres bad turbulence you dont fly out of your seat. also it makes them slightly less liable when the plane crashes.

actually why the hell dont buses have seatbelts??????????

nahdoic

Originally posted by Chunks
Why do men have nipples?

In the adult male, the dormant glands can still be revived by a sufficient dose of estrogen. Actual lactation is rare--only a couple cases have been recorded. But at least one writer (Daly, 1978) has suggested that the "physiological impediments to the evolution of male lactation do not seem individually surmountable." Meaning we may yet see the dawn of the truly liberated household.

So men can stay at home and breast feed their young apparently