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fat woman walks into a bar......

Chinafoot · 2004-05-14 12:17:19

a hugely obese woman walks into a bar full of men. she says at the top of her voice: "i will have sex with any man here who can guess my weight" disgusted by this a half drunk man at the end of the bar says: "i reckon you're about 95 tonnes ya fat bìtch" the woman smiles and says: "close enough!"

14-05-2004 1:17pm

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Chinafoot

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a hugely obese woman walks into a bar full of men. she says at the top of her voice:
"i will have sex with any man here who can guess my weight"
disgusted by this a half drunk man at the end of the bar says:
"i reckon you're about 95 tonnes ya fat bìtch"
the woman smiles and says:
"close enough!"

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LoneGunM@n

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*rofl

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