Women withe no arms or legs

kilasser

A man was walking through the park on his way home from work and he sees a women with no arms or legs on the grass crying. He stops and asks 'whats Wrong’. She reply’s I’m 32 and never been kissed. So he thought what the hell and gave her a kiss. He made her day she was so happy. A few weeks later the same guy is going through the same park and he sees the same girl on the grass crying. He goes over and asks 'what’s wrong'. She reply’s 'I’m 32 and never been fcuked'. So he picked her up and threw her in the pond and said your 'fcuked now'.