Women - about Johnny Depp

alleepally

Women of the jury please read

http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/dispatch/story/0,12978,1215035,00.html

and tell me, is Johnny Depp the all encompassing definition of manhood this article makes him out to be?

Just curious.

phreak

Johnny Depp is hot.

simu

Well, unlike most Hollywood actors, he seems to use his brain from time to time... that's what really makes the difference - who wants a handsome guy if you can predict his thoughts before he even comes up with them?

skipn_easy

Johnny Depp is very good-looking, he wore eyeliner and he can string an intelligent sentence together

Barbie_666

well, i wouldnt kick him outta bed 4 fartin...;)

banquo

lookin at pictures aaaaannndd... i really dont see it.

i can usually tell when a guy is pretty good looking, but thats not the case with Captain Depp.

Tazzle

Hell, I'm a guy and I would.

ixoy

Originally posted by Tazzle
Hell, I'm a guy and I would.

I'm a guy and I would too

banquo

what is it?!? i cant see it!! how is he better looking than mr Bloom or one of hte other hunks?!?

skittishkitten

OH he's ok ......in that TAKE ME NOW!!! kinda way

Dont be at yourself

Bloom is a bit feminine, isn't he?

Brad Pitt's still top crumpet in Hollywood as far as I'm concerned, though he's getting a bit old now!

shifty sparrow

johnny is a hottie this is true,
but also he does verge on the bizare/odd side. this makes him MUCH better
:cool:

funky penguin

So, if im reading this article right, the reason he's so attractive is cos he looks like a monkey?











I still definately would.

banquo

and this Brad Pitt guy too - dont tell me THATS a pretty face?!? if he werent all buff would he still be a pretty boy?

funky penguin

Originally posted by robbb_mm
and this Brad Pitt guy too - dont tell me THATS a pretty face?!? if he werent all buff would he still be a pretty boy?

Damn rite he wud be.

Chinafoot

have to say i really dont see it. same with brad pitt. way too pretty in my opinion.
more of a denis quaid or harry connick jr kinda gal............RRRAAAAAARRRRRRR!:D

funky penguin

Harry connick jr!?:eek:

But isnt he gay?




You'd have to be to wear those socks.:)

Shewhomustbe...

He's unconventional, interesting, charismatic, intelligent, and doesn't mind taking risks in his film choices.

Anyway, there's always something sexy when there's native american blood in the mix as those men are generally fabulous looking (of course the long hair and cheek bones could be what does it for me)

banquo

soooooo... is it a 'sexy' thing or a 'pretty' thing? with regards to both Mr. Depp and Mr. Pitt. how the hell do you's know if Depp is charming or the rest?

woman are confusing

not to mention distracting.. damn their beautiful hides!!

alleepally

is he still going out with Vanessa Paradis? she's a babe. hard to believe she's 32 now.

funky penguin

Originally posted by Shewhomustbe...

Anyway, there's always something sexy when there's native american blood in the mix as those men are generally fabulous looking (of course the long hair and cheek bones could be what does it for me)

Long Hair?


Ah, but seriously, I like him. I like his music, and he's good in will and grace.

Shewhomustbe...

how the hell do you's know if Depp is charming or the rest?

Interviews, interviews, interviews (and sometimes you can just tell)

Women are confusing:D

is he still going out with Vanessa Paradis? she's a babe

Yep, living in France, they have two kids. And yes she is

Funky penguin, thought this thread was about Johnny, cause that's who I'm talking about, old Harry doesn't do it for me, even though he is sporting longer hair in Will & Grace (thought he was brill in Copycat)

funky penguin

Woopsy noodle!
My mistake.

Fence

See its more than just looks. Although Johnny does have them. You gotta have, I don't know, presence. Or charisma. And that Depp has, so too does Brad Pitt (a whole lot of it in Troy:) and Sean Bean (plus he has a wonderful voice),.

Orlando Bloom strikes me a newer version of Leonardo DiCaprio. Too much of a pretty boy, huge for a while but he'll disapear soon if he doesn't learn to do something other than that "puzzled and sad" look.

DapperGent

I'm straight and I'd still fuck Johnny Depp.

Ebony

All the I know is that I saw cry baby when I was seven and as SOON as I saw him I was like Im gonna marry him some day! and this was during the period of my life when I thought boys were gross! So he is now and ever shall be my favorite bit of imaginary crumpet!:D

banquo

pfft. then why dont you all ****in marry him.

Guy:Incognito

have to say, if i was gay for a day, he'd have to be on the shortlist.

HacksawEddie

yeah, if i was gay, depp would be the man
but i have to say, brad pitt may be good lucking with his "symmetrical" face, but i dont see what women see in the masive square-head jaw bones thing
its the same way as i dont see why all my mates are cracked into sophie ellis bextor, when all i see is a square head! (sorry if ur reading this sophie! :rolleyes: )

Chinafoot

Originally posted by Shewhomustbe...
He's unconventional, interesting, charismatic, intelligent, and doesn't mind taking risks in his film choices.

and he's a complete and utter RIDE!!!
even watching him in Copycat.....i was thinking the whole time "i wouldnt care if he's nuts.....i'd still do him!"

oh and also......how could we forget the beautiful, amazing, unbelievably gorgeous Jaoquin Phoenix. sexy bastard! especially in Signs and Buffalo Soldiers.

Shewhomustbe...

I was describing JOHNNY not HARRY:mad:

funky penguin

Originally posted by Shewhomustbe...
I was describing JOHNNY not HARRY:mad:

I made thet mistake aswell.

banquo

can we get some pics? ive only really seen him in POTC and he had big hair and a bandana then, not to mention a beard.

strawberry

Mmmmmm.....Johnny Depp....I'd let him make my breakfast anytime.

funky penguin

Chinafoot

now thats kinda freaky!!!

dont suppose you wanna make me a HCjr one???


and Shewhomustbe... my deepest apologies.
the post followed on from a HC jr one.

DMT

Originally posted by banquo
and this Brad Pitt guy too - dont tell me THATS a pretty face?!? if he werent all buff would he still be a pretty boy?

If I were a penis, I'd want to be Brad Pitt's penis....

funky penguin

Originally posted by peachypants
now thats kinda freaky!!!

dont suppose you wanna make me a HCjr one???

Although im very flattered, i didnt make that collage. I just got it off google images.:)

girella

severely hot is an understatement
ya i'd do him any day!
not only that but he's actually a damn good actor fear and loathing anyone

Shewhomustbe...

I Love Fear and Loathing, it is one of the (or depending on my mood) funniest films EVER. It's the best cheer you up film around.

Benicio and Johnny were just brilliant.

sweet-sue

Oh I must agree Bloom is such a weed! Esp in Troy next to the fine specimen that was Brad Pitt. And yeah, Johnny is hot. I'm not even sure why but he does funny things to my insides. It's probably because he's dark, mysterious and unusual...

DMT

Originally posted by sweet-sue
Oh I must agree Bloom is such a weed! Esp in Troy next to the fine specimen that was Brad Pitt. And yeah, Johnny is hot. I'm not even sure why but he does funny things to my insides. It's probably because he's dark, mysterious and unusual...

Welcome to boards.ie....

Etain

It's Johnny Depp's dark, soulful eyes that make him so sexy. His cheekbones are fine too. I've always thought that Brad Pitt's mouth made him look a bit girlie, even though he's all buff for Troy, he still seems less than manly to me. Sean Bean--- now that's manly!

sweet-sue

Originally posted by DMT


Welcome to boards.ie....

Oh I so humbly apologise

munkeehaven

even though he was bald in that film (fear and loathing), i still couldnt stop picturing him naked through that whole film...he is so f'ucking unbelieveably attractive, its not natural..i dont know what it is about him..the cheekbones..those lips...eyes..hair ..voice..i dont know...brad pitt is just boringly good-looking, typical action -man -gi -joe -type of thing..but johnny is very rare...anyway he will always be a figment of my imagination and my tv screen, because our realities are totally sepreate and polar, thats why i tend not to get histerical about famous men because unless i have a fair chance of actually being in their presence or talking to them (as you do with normal guys) its not worth the posters-on-the- wall-kissing-fanmail-life-history-expert-type-thing.



he is just so damn hot.mmmm.

that guy who was in a scary movie, that tried to murder people, with the wayan bro guy is an eerie look- a-like..and therefore sexxxxxy..

girella

look see,is he not just the sexiest person you've ever laid eyes on,and even though he keeps aging you wouldn't notice it,40 my ass id do him anyday and on top of all that he's a damn good actor too.

Shewhomustbe...

Originally posted by munkeehaven

that guy who was in a scary movie, that tried to murder people, with the wayan bro guy is an eerie look- a-like..and therefore sexxxxxy.. [/B]

That guy is Skeet Ulrich, dubbed at the time as the 'next' Johnny Depp.
Not a patch on him though.

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000240/

DMT

Johnny Depp Naked!!!:
[url]http://www.johnny-depp-online.com:pictures@[/url]www.thesun.co.uk/popupWindow/0,,2004313010,00.html

pork99

He did a guest appearance on "the Fast Show"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow/characters/suit_you.shtml

which makes him a pretty sound bloke in my book - obviously not up his own ass or anything

OLDYELLAR

yea johnny`s hot , orlando bloom is just a bit typical, and brad pitt well yea he`s kinda cute but na id rather johnny depp

toxic_angel

depp is possibly the sexiest man in hollywood......... he picks roles that are classic and has got huge fame and yet is so unbelievably down to earth choosing to livein france rather than LA. plus he is damn fine.... johnny if your reading this...i would!!!