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Letter Bomb

Oriel · 2004-05-17 11:09:27

Gerry Adams is in his office, alone, when his bodyguards hear a loud explosion inside his office. Rushing in, they see him on the floor, face bloodied, and they ask, "What happened, Gerry?" "A letter bomb!" exclaimed Adams. "But a letter bomb would have wounded your hands, not your mouth," replied one of his experienced…

17-05-2004 12:09pm

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Oriel

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Gerry Adams is in his office, alone, when his bodyguards hear a loud explosion inside his office.
Rushing in, they see him on the floor, face bloodied, and they ask, "What happened, Gerry?"
"A letter bomb!" exclaimed Adams.
"But a letter bomb would have wounded your hands, not your mouth," replied one of his experienced men. Adams replies, "I was sealing it."

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#2 17-05-2004 6:54pm

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LOL.

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#3 17-05-2004 8:00pm

Ro: maaan!

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Very good.

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#4 17-05-2004 8:02pm

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Haha... nice joke

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#5 17-05-2004 8:05pm

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he he he....very good!!!:D

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