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LNA Laois News CORPS

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  • #2
    Occidental
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    How's the revolution going. Is it true you've teamed up with Justin Barrett for the Euro Elections and a foothold in the kingdom of Granard.


  • #3
    knifey_spoonie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭knifey_spoonie


    You must contact our press office about any concerns about our election plans.


  • #4
    Occidental
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    Nah, it's your war minister I'm after, or has he been sacked for being totally ineffective.

    Don't suppose you want to buy a little golden statue of Justin. They're all the rage in Ballymahon, and come with an exclusive Justin is God t-shirt.


  • #5
    knifey_spoonie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭knifey_spoonie


    How big is this said statue ??


  • #6
    Occidental
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    They come in three sizes

    Pray as you go 4"
    Personal Shrine 3'
    Road to Baghdad 100'

    Road to Baghdad comes with planning exemption, free erection and a personal unveiling.


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  • #7
    article6
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    No, the LNA's full of leftie socialist types (like Orangerooster). No friends of Justin Barrett there.


  • #8
    orangerooster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    Ed your continued jibes on my political preferences earn you no favours-do keep in mind that I am the commander of the LNA.


  • #9
    article6
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    Bah. Foiled again by the leftist conspiracy's (and orangerooster's) constant media surveillance.

    In other news... LNA Take Two Leinster Euro Seats


  • #10
    article6
    Closed Accounts Posts: 610 ✭✭✭article6


    LNA Claims Jurisdiction Over Laos

    -VIENTIANE, 20 June: The Laos Government is furious with the LNA leadership's claim to control of the south-east Asian state. In a statement released from LNA Press HQ, the Military Council declared "our struggle to free Laos from Fianna Fáil will continue". Unnamed LNA officials speculate this could have been a typo. The case continues.


  • #11
    Stabshauptmann
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,885 ✭✭✭Stabshauptmann


    Originally posted by article6
    LNA Claims Jurisdiction Over Laos

    -VIENTIANE, 20 June: The Laos Government is furious with the LNA leadership's claim to control of the south-east Asian state. In a statement released from LNA Press HQ, the Military Council declared "our struggle to free Laos from Fianna Fáil will continue". Unnamed LNA officials speculate this could have been a typo. The case continues.


    LOL,
    what is this LNA you speek of?


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  • #12
    orangerooster
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    LNA repaints all Laos street signs to say Laois

    The Laos goverenment are furious today after all the street signs in Laos were repainted to read "Laois". The LNA claimed responsibility in a drunken press conference down the fields today. The UN now say that they have no choice but to recognise the LNA as the legitmate governing body of Laos(now Laois)


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