Are you sane ??...

Paddy20

Are you sane ??...

According to my dictionary 'sane' is:- / means;:-


1. of sound mind; not mad.

2. moderate; sensible.

Despite what others may think. I consider myself to be 'moderately sane' most of the time. However, I have my doubts about the sanity of most humans ?....

Do you consider yourself "sane ", or would you confess to being a bit touched, and what about those around you ?...

funky penguin

Originally posted by Paddy20
Are you sane ??...

If the occasion calls for it.

Otherwise, i enjoy the odd bit of streaking and wearing of womens under garments.

T-Minus 00:06:32 until my next fart.

Pigman II

Originally posted by funky penguin
womens under garments.

I read that as 'women under garments'. I really should stop modeling my life on Buffalo Bill.

funky penguin

Originally posted by Pigman II
I read that as 'women under garments'. I really should stop modeling my life on Buffalo Bill.

But the wearing of Women under your garments is the latest fashion!
It was on Queer Eye For The Straight Guy!

Pigman II

Originally posted by funky penguin
But the wearing of Women under your garments is the latest fashion!
It was on Queer Eye For The Straight Guy!

Oh sister! Queer Eye is like SO two-weeks ago when it comes to my scene. Flesh fashion moves so fast these days that you've really gotta be skinning your next victim WHILST wearing your last one just to keep up with the trends

*sigh*

funky penguin

Originally posted by Pigman II
Flesh fashion moves so fast these days that you've really gotta be skinning your next victim WHILST wearing your last one just to keep up with the trends

I know, its just to hard to be fashionable these days.
Double *sigh*

Mossy Monk

Originally posted by Paddy20
Are you sane ??...

yes but i dont speak for everyone just a few

hedgetrimmer

"Only the insane have strength enough to prosper

Only those who prosper truly judge what is sane"

Stark

Saner than I used to be
Saner than I used to be
saner than i, oh no

After forgetting to always capitalise the "I" giving due credit to his volatile ego, Stark's ego once more took control leading him to the dark place.

Paddy20

According to my GP. " If you think you are mad, then you are sane " and " If you think you are sane you are probably mad " :dunno:

Dont Ban Me

Me sane, amm NO!

Stark

Originally posted by Paddy20
According to my GP. " If you think you are mad, then you are sane " and " If you think you are sane you are probably mad " :dunno:

That wasn't his professional advice was it? "If you think you are mad, then you are sane". "Now go back to your fearful thoughts of insanity and visions of people walking around with purple octupi for heads, and voices ringing in your ears, you're perfectly sane"

Lainey

am i sane........ i kinda veer off to the left.. or is that the right.. whatever, i never really sane.... or really insane.. :dunno: :dunno:

Paddy20

Stark,

Yes it was. Apparently the world is full of people who are " Mad as a March hare " but are convinced that they are perfectly sane, and they truly believe that everyone else is ' out of step ' with them.

Apparently, if someone is really ' cracking up ' they are usually in denial and the last to realise they have a problem .

Mind you, I am beginning to get concerned about my own GP's sanity ! :dunno: :eek:

tman

Originally posted by Paddy20
Stark,

Yes it was. Apparently the world is full of people who are " Mad as a March hare " but are convinced that they are perfectly sane, and they truly believe that everyone else is ' out of step ' with them.

unlike you...


you're madder than a bag of cats

Stephen

Are you sane ??...

According to my dictionary 'sane' is:- / means;:-

tman is right.

Tusky

People who say "Im crazy" or im " MAAAAD" are most likely attention seekin eejits , the people you gotta watch out for are the quiet ones...who look at you with that glint in their eye...and as for the lonely nards who think they are killers - STFU

eggshapedfred

or would you confess to being a bit touched

fraid not. going on nearly five years now since. I could be sane for Ireland at this rate....

Paddy20

tman,

Now someone who thinks he is a dog! :rolleyes: . Thinks I am, quote; "madder than a bag of cats" end quote.

Very interesting Keep taking the tabs ?... they might help.

40crush41

idk, i find fault with ur definition paddy20.
-whats mad?
-whats sensible?

anyway, im sure theres some kinda pattern out there to whats normal or not.. but in general i find, "there is no normal, so theres no weird"

i guess everyone is a bit crazy- it just depends how much of urself u let out, ya know?

but whatever the case.. im sure im a bit on the crazy side of things. thats what they tell me anyway.

mmmhmm~beth

"how do u grow up normal? everything that happens to u in life is kinda strange. when ur first born they tie ur belly button, thats gotta be a weird experience.. the baby's being thrown around.. woaah, whats going on?!"~brian regan

Sarky

Why not find out?

tman

Originally posted by Paddy20
tman,

Now someone who thinks he is a dog! :rolleyes: . Thinks I am, quote; "madder than a bag of cats" end quote.

Very interesting Keep taking the tabs ?... they might help.

thanks, i intend to:)

funky penguin

Originally posted by Sarky
Why not find out?

My score was 8.01. Oh fucck no! Im the same as Martin Lawrence! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!. Whos martin lawrence?

Paddy20

My score = 103

My Insanity index = 5.24

That put me along with 'Yasser Arafat' and inventor/educator ' George Washington Carver.

Hmmm interesting and it's o.k by me. :cool:

penguinbloke

My score = 119

My Insanity index = 6.43

Others who scored at this level include entertainer Wayne Newton and skateboarding legend Tony Hawk

funky penguin

I cant believe Paddy20 got Yasser Arafat, and penguin bloke got tony hawk.

All I got was Martin Lawrence. MARTIN LAWRENCE!

He's just not funny.:(

The Beer Baron

Your score is: 128

puts me @ 7.11

Woo-wee!
Does that mean I'm even more bonkers than you Paddy?
\o/

Your score indicates that you are markedly unstable. You likely have difficulty concentrating, occasionally make very bad choices, and are susceptible to dramatic mood swings that can lead to social embarrassment and/or gunplay. Other notable people who scored at this level include hard-drinking author Ernest Hemingway and incredibly wealthy murderer John DuPont.

Suprisingly apt appraisal I'm pleased to report, except for the gunplay part but then I ain't got my gun quite yet. But I will...oh yes...and then<snip>

Chinafoot

quote
INSANITY INDEX 5.61 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score suggests that you are schizothymic. While not as serious as schizophrenia, it means you may be subject to excessive introversion, paranoia, and morbid fantasy. Others who scored at this level include actor Nick Nolte and renaissance thinker Sir Francis Bacon.

dunno if im proud of that or not!

Karoma

of course you are-you wouldn't post it otherwise.

ed: personally, i think i'm sane(r than most around me).


Score: 130
INSANITY INDEX 7.25 Careful analysis of your test answers indicates that you're demented. You see the world in a way uniquely your own, which can lead you to some very interesting places, or to jail. Although other people can sense that you have a powerful vision, you are often misunderstood. Other notable people who score at this level include the late Mother Teresa and TV curmudgeon Andy Rooney.

smoke.me.a.kipper

INSANITY INDEX 5.99 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). This score indicates that you are distempered. Dogs with this condition are routinely put down, but similarly afflicted humans are usually left free to roam the streets, root through dumpsters, and even run for public office. Others who scored at this level include Ugandan dictator Idi Amin, playwright George Bernard Shaw, and actress Melanie Griffith.

Paddy20

The Beer Baron,

Quote; " Does that mean that I'm even more bonkers than you Paddy " end quote.

God, I never thought you could be madder than me, but it looks as though you have beaten me to it ' this time' .

However, I still have time to catch you up, as I want to be the most bonkers on Boards.ie.

Now where did I put my madometer ?...Oh, now I remember, I think Bard stole it :eek:

fragile

"INSANITY INDEX 5.47 There are levels of human madness which no amount of science can ever elucidate. Only poets, only philosophers, many of whom are themselves mad, can offer any insight about such things. Your score indicates that you are on such a level. We can call you brainsick, but only you can make meaning of that term. We can tell you that others who scored at this level include People's Temple leader Jim Jones and existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre. "

funky penguin

Originally posted by Paddy20

However, I still have time to catch you up, as I want to be the most bonkers on Boards.ie.

Sorry Paddy20 and Beer Baron. My score prooves im currently the most insanest with an 8.01.

Karoma

Originally posted by funky penguin
Sorry Paddy20 and Beer Baron. My score prooves im currently the most insanest with an 8.01.

yerrr maaaaAaaad!
"i'm the maddest-the interweb told me so" :rolleyes:

funky penguin

Originally posted by Karoma
yerrr maaaaAaaad!
"i'm the maddest-the interweb told me so" :rolleyes:

Jealous, are we mister 7.25 insanity index?

tba

bow to your asylum king people

8.89

ME BLEEDIN THRONE IS ON FIRE

BEAT

AM I SANE?



Gawd I hope not ...

and my score proves it:

Your score is: 112
For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

INSANITY INDEX 5.91 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Sorry to say it, but your score suggests that you are phobic. This can be a debilitating condition, but there are various effective forms of therapy. Some phobic patients compensate for their fears by becoming extremely aggressive, recklessly daring, and/or profoundly annoying. Others who scored at this level include puritan scourge Cotton Mather and folksy entertainer Andy Griffith.

Sefrian

INSANITY INDEX 7.41 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score indicates that you're somewhat deranged. You may be having difficulty coping with your own emotions, which can lead to frenetic, disorganized, and potentially self-destructive behavior. Other notable deranged people include fitness guru Richard Simmons and Greek philosopher Euclid

i tink im farily insane

UnrealQueen

That link won't work for me but it doesn't matter, i know im far from sane, those doctors told me.

funky penguin

Originally posted by tba
bow to your asylum king people

8.89

ME BLEEDIN THRONE IS ON FIRE

Damn you tba. Always trying to better me by .88!