Daddy or Chips

Victor

OK you have all seeen the advertisement ´Daddy or Chips¨ (kid has to make the ultimate choice)

My current dilemma is tall athletic blonde or (brunette with) cute breasts? (for the muppets both are female ).

Whats your dilemma?

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[This message has been edited by Victor (edited 22-04-2001).]

TwoShedsJackson

To lie or not to lie. Anyway are the breasts not attached to the blonde?

Neil3030

hehe...cool...mobile breasts...hehe

Excelsior

how about tall athletic brunette?

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TwoShedsJackson

Oh come on, everyone knows that blondes are the best cooks and don't give you any $hit when you order them to clean up the gaff.

I prefer redheads myself.

androphobic

can the tall athletic blond be male?
in that case i'll take two..

Victor

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by androphobic:
can the tall athletic blond be male?
in that case i'll take two..</font>

Blonde, by definition is female, blond is male.

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Victor

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Excelsior:
how about tall athletic brunette?</font>

Haven´t found one ... yet.

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Hunter-FLUID

Deffo the athletic blonde!!!

Take it

it has to be CHIPS!

Bomberman

does this athletic blonde have any breasts at all?

richindub2

brunette but redheads are also nice

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UP DA DUBS!!

DJ Flick 2001

go 4 da blonde!! ud b insane not 2, but does she hav nice legs? r breasts 4 dat matter?

Littletinyman

Is maith liom Daddy ach is brea liom chips.

Joe22

what ever one you pick can i have the others number

Lucy_la_morte

Papa ou puces? Je choisirais des puces parce que le papa me blesse vers le bas là.


Not really, but it's a sick joke

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Lucy la morte.

Kix

Sure Lucy.

But salt & vinegar or lubricant?

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Yikes! I just saw (in the 'how old are you' thread) that Lucy's only 14. That's it, I'm going to hell for making lewd jokes with a 14 yr old and it's all your fault Lucy.

I hope you're happy.

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Shiminay

Well, it's the eternal question, innit?

I'm a bit of a cute jubblies man myself, so I say go for the brunette - get the blonde's number though

Actually - there's one question that's bound to seperate them. Not even looks will come into this question. It's more a question of "Taste"... The connoisseurs will know what I'm on about...

If you still don't know the question (never mind the answer), some day you will...

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Dav
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Lucy_la_morte

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Yikes! I just saw (in the 'how old are you' thread) that Lucy's only 14. That's it, I'm going to hell for making lewd jokes with a 14 yr old and it's all your fault Lucy.

I hope you're happy.
</font>

LOL - I guess you know what I meant then Its okay, hell is warm I hear.

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J'adore des animaux

Lucy la morte.

Bomberman

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by richindub2:
brunette but redheads are also nice

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Redheads ??? wtf if there was 1 person i would not go 4 its a redhead, and i think that goes 4 90% of the people out there as well!!! Do u like red pubes? I know a good hair dresser that will die urs 4 ya eek!

Neil3030

Redheads? eek! no way.
lets see...
6,000,000,000 people in the world...
1 of whom likes redheads...
leaving 5,999,999,999 people who dont
so bombermans figure is way off.
try: 99.9999999983333333333333333% of people hate redheads.

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richindub2

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Lucy_la_morte:
Papa ou puces? Je choisirais des puces parce que le papa me blesse vers le bas là.


Not really, but it's a sick joke

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Dad or chips? I would choose chips because the dad wounds me to the
bottom there.

direct translation (who got an A in french in thier mocks? )

Oh and neil/bombs, go look at the buffy thread for my pics of alyson hannigan, if that doesn't change your mind nothing will

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UP DA DUBS!!

Neil3030

Did you just use the altavista online translator?

Harmo

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by richindub2:
brunette but redheads are also nice

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Rich is there somthing wrong with u ? do u have redhair?? Redhead = Pants

Stephen

Nothing wrong with red heads.

Neil3030

ok that pushes the percentage of people who hate redheads to....

99.9999999666666666666666666666667%

Victor

OK put the Redhead in a kimino, you´ll then like redheads

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Lucy_la_morte

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Neil3030:
Did you just use the altavista online translator? </font>

He did.

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J'adore des animaux

Lucy la morte.

Kix

It's a simple rule in the natural world:

RED == DANGER

Avoid redheads like the plague unless you're a sucker for punishment. Like I used to be. Reformed now you see. And getting the feeling back in my legs too, thanks for asking.

MiCr0

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kharn:
Well, it's the eternal question, innit?

I'm a bit of a cute jubblies man myself, so I say go for the brunette - get the blonde's number though

Actually - there's one question that's bound to seperate them. Not even looks will come into this question. It's more a question of "Taste"... The connoisseurs will know what I'm on about...

If you still don't know the question (never mind the answer), some day you will...

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if thats what i think it is, then this thread should be locked for ever

Frodo@work

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Harmo:
Rich is there somthing wrong with u ? do u have redhair?? Redhead = Pants</font>

The really good looking red heads are the best looking women in the world,and the ugly ones ,well you know the rest.

Shiminay

We'll put it to the test this evening Rob

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All the best,

Dav
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Shinji

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Is maith liom Daddy ach is brea liom chips.</font>

I am deeply wounded, Par...

WhiteWashMan

personally i doubt if any of you will get the chance to find out....
by the way, id go for which ever one will allow you to do the most disgusting filthy things to her in her parents bed....

Shiminay

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MiCr0:
if thats what i think it is, then this thread should be locked for ever </font>

plyd Dave my son I don't see how a perfectly innocent (ok, totally perverted) question should cause a locking of the thread???

I asked a few girls when in college (2 years ago), they were happy to tell me (but alas wouldn't give a practical demonstration).

What can you do???

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btw - I like some red-heads and think some are skank, in the same way I like some blondes and think some are skank. Being elitist about "blondes only" and stuff like that isn't gonna get you your hole!!!
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All the best,

Dav

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Jaden

The issue is not hair colour, but indeed blood/alcohol level.

She doesn't even have to be good looking if yer locked enough.

Rob's first law of drinking states:

"The number of good looking women in a room, is directly proportional to the number of pints just consumed."


Rob's second law of drinking states:

"The number of pints consumed is inversely proportional to the probability of being capable of performing any sexual act."

Erge, the more chicks in a pub that ure in, the less chance you have of being laid. Doesn't make sense, does it? Then again, drunk logic never does.....

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Hail To The King, Baby.

Jaden.