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  • 18-05-2004 4:42pm
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    LoneGunM@n
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    Coming into the bar and ordering a double, a man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off!"
    "Oh yeah? What happened?" the bartender asked politely.

    "See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed, and we were just about to make love when her goddamn husband came through the front door. So I had to jump out the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"

    "Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.

    "Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the customer went on. "When her husband came into the room, he said, 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a bitch didn't pee out the window right onto my head!"

    "Yeech!" The bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood."

    "Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out the window. And where does it land? My damn forehead!"

    "Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.

    "Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his ass out the window and let loose right on my head!"

    The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."

    "Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what really, really, really ticked me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only six inches off the ground!"


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