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Golf Lesson [not for kids]

  • 18-05-2004 5:14pm
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    LoneGunM@n
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    A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club.
    They meet the pro and head to the driving range. The man goes first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards.

    The golf pro says, "Not bad, now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife's breast." The man follows his instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says, "Excellent!"

    Now the woman takes her turn. She hits the ball 30 yards.

    The golf pro says, "Not bad, but try holding the club like you hold your husband's penis." She swings and the ball goes 10 yards. The golf pro says, "Not bad, now try taking the club out of your mouth."


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