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Husband store

  • 18-05-2004 5:44pm
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    Husband Store
    Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a
    husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the
    men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
    A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...
    First floor
    The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The
    women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or
    not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
    Second floor
    The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
    Third floor
    This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
    looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.
    Fourth floor
    This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further
    on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
    Fifth floor
    The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are ****ing impossible to please. The exit is to your left."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LoneGunM@n


    Why are the funniest ones always the truest :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    best joke ever; tell the whole world. use whoever you need.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    Old n' true :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Originally posted by quank
    Old n' true :)
    But I never get tired of hearing it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭catsup


    Originally posted by LoneGunM@n
    Why are the funniest ones always the truest :D

    why thank you LoneGunM@n, coming from a connoisseur like yourself thats quite the compliment.:D


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