Hilarious!!!!!

LDurkins

Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.
* * * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
* * * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.
* * * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."
* * * * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."

If anyone here is interested in political / satirical humour they should definitely see http://www.the-messenger.co.uk/ Its a new 'private eye' type satirical magazine. Absolutely hilarious! :-) See the preview at the top of the page (messenger 17) and after reading the first article you will be hooked.

How they describe themselves:
"The Messenger started out as nothing but a pipe dream of two prodigously talented students who wanted to spread the gospel of political humour, but has since grown into a nationwide phenomenon that has captured the hearts and minds of literally tens of people across the country."

What Ian hislop of "private eye" has said: 'Thanks for the Messenger - imitation being the sincerest form of flattery - we're flattered. All the best'

Sorry about the plug but as their marketing director I feel I should perhaps do some marketing ;-) (only on the forums that I a member of – I wont mention this again)

banquo

hee heee ee brilliant.