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Great Bars

  • 18-05-2004 10:59pm
    #1
    iggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,003 ✭✭✭


    A Scotsman, an Italian, and an Irishman are in a bar.

    They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
    Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgee,
    there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another
    drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!" The others
    agree that sounds like a good place.
    Then the Italian says, "Yeah, dat's a nice bar, but where I come from,
    dere's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, dere's this place, Vinny's. At
    Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda
    drink,Vinny buys you anudda drink." Everyone agrees that sounds like a greatbar.

    Then the Irishman says, "You tink dat's great? Where Oi come from in
    Dublin, dere's dis place called Morphy's. At Morphy's, dey boy you
    your forst drink, dey boy you your second drink, dey boy you your tird
    drink,and den, dey take you in de back and get you laid!" "Wow!" say the
    other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"

    "No," replies the Irish guy,

    "but it happened to me sister!"


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