Twins

iggy

A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks.
If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the
TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite
in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other
a doom & gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on the twins' birthday
their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game.
The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure.
That night the father passed by the pessimist's room and found him sitting
amid his new gifts crying bitterly.
"Why are you crying?" the father asked.

"Because my friends will be jealous, and I'll have to read all these
instructions before I can do anything with this stuff.
I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken,"
answered the pessimistic twin.

Passing the optimist twin's room, the father found him dancing for joy in
the pile of manure. "What are you so happy about?" he asked.

To which his optimist twin replied,

"There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!"

Peace

LOL....cool.

Evil_Bilbo

speaking of twins - anyone watch twins last night on telly?

Amazing film.

Love the tune at the end -

Twins!

The same both outside and in

Everythings great when you're twins!

Fecking class.

Sleipnir

Originally posted by Evil_Bilbo
anyone watch twins last night on telly?
Amazing film.

Oh dear. :dunno:

Tyrrial

joke about twins = good
film twins = bad!

quank

Aww, me liked both

de5p0i1er

Hee Hee. Good one.