Little Paper Bag

Dont Ban Me · 20-05-2004 4:48pm #1

The little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors "Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.

"Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days."

The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.

"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.

"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.

"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag.

"Have you been having unprotected s * x?" asked the doctor.

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor.

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.

"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homose*ual relationship?"

"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor..................

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banquo · 20-05-2004 5:03pm

I hope something runs you over on your way home... a bus or something.

Cake Fiend · 20-05-2004 5:06pm

Why do you keep censoring the word 'sex'? Did your mammy tell you it was a dirty word?

banquo · 20-05-2004 5:56pm

heh. but of all the failings of this joke, lets not pick out the lack of explicity.

Stephen P · 20-05-2004 6:14pm

Haha didn't see that coming:D

exiztone · 20-05-2004 7:36pm

How could a paper bag have blood? How could it talk and walk for that matter?

quank · 20-05-2004 7:45pm

Leave it alone... it's just a little paper bag...

Dont Ban Me · 20-05-2004 9:25pm

Originally posted by Sico
Why do you keep censoring the word 'sex'? Did your mammy tell you it was a dirty word?

Dont be so pedantic! And yes, my mammy says I cant say the word s*x!! Ok! Happy now

denissilver · 20-05-2004 10:53pm

had a ****e day in work,get home and log on. look at the humour board to cheer myself up.what do i find ? the funniest joke i,ve seen in years.i could,nt stop crying with laughter for ages .thank you for sharing it

funky penguin · 20-05-2004 11:33pm

Originally posted by Dont Ban Me
Dont be so pedantic! And yes, my mammy says I cant say the word s*x!! Ok! Happy now

Dont Ban Me, even though we are sworn enemies, I like your joke.

Its way funnier than the egg one on this board.

Dont Ban Me · 21-05-2004 3:14pm

Originally posted by denissilver
had a ****e day in work,get home and log on. look at the humour board to cheer myself up.what do i find ? the funniest joke i,ve seen in years.i could,nt stop crying with laughter for ages .thank you for sharing it

Glad to see someone liked it!!