war joke

joseph brand

Oldie but goodie

Soldier lying in a hospital bed after having an operation to remove a leg.

The doctor arrives to see a rather blurry eyed wounded man.

"Hi frank, how are you today?"

"Could be better"

"Good good, it's just that I have some good and some bad news for you, which would ye like first?"

"Oh, ... eh the bad news first"

"Well the bad news 'IS', we removed the wrong leg, and now we're gonna have to remove the other leg, so now you'll have NO legs!!"

"Well what's the good news?"

"See old Tom over there in that bed?"

"Yes, what about him?"

"He says he wants to buy your slippers!"

banquo

hee hee. made me giggle. best thing today.

quank

Yes. Better than the two eggs joke anyway

Stormfox1020

Theres another twist to that joke here it is,

A Man had an infection in his leg and the doctors told him
he had to have it removed. After the operation the man awoke
to see a doctor shadowing over him. The Man asks whats wrong doc?
The doctor replies well theres good news and theres bad news
the man requests to here the bad news first, well said the doctor
we accidentally removed the wrong leg. The other man said in shock
well whats the good news, in which the doctor replies We dont need to
remove the infected leg after all!

de5p0i1er

Old but good.

RobertFoster

I heard the second one before, but not the first

DEmeant0r

That got a LOL from me...