2 eggs

joseph brand

2 eggs in a pot of hot water

one says to the other, "jaysus it's hot in here!"

the other replies, "Ye think that's bad, they take ye out and bash your head in with a spoon!"


I'll get me coat /searches for coat.

banquo

find ur coat. hurry n' scurry.

quank

Hahahah... it's funny because it's not funny:)

Stormfox1020

I thought this was the humor board?

netwhizkid

Ahhhh, talking eggs.

fragile

One egg says to the other "I have a crack", the other egg says "no point telling me, im not hard yet"

RE*AC*TOR

person 1: did you here about the three eggs?
person2: no.
person1: too (two) bad!


hahahahahahahahah
no i'm not drunk mother

funky penguin

Originally posted by joseph brand
2 eggs in a pot of hot water

one says to the other, "jaysus it's hot in here!"

the other replies, "Ye think that's bad, they take ye out and bash your head in with a spoon!"


I'll get me coat /searches for coat.

JESUS FUCCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!! ROFL

THATS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I'VE HEARD IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!!!!

billy the squid

Originally posted by fragile
One egg says to the other "I have a crack", the other egg says "no point telling me, im not hard yet"

now that was funny.