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TheWolf · 20-05-2004 10:54pm #1

A pirate walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in. Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?"
"Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"

de5p0i1er · 23-05-2004 10:15am

Make the bad man stop.

RobertFoster · 23-05-2004 10:23am

why is it a pirate?

modular · 23-05-2004 11:07am

Because pirates are funny.

DEmeant0r · 23-05-2004 11:46am

someone stop him before he makes one too many bad jokes!

WizZard · 23-05-2004 12:26pm

Ow!!

UnrealQueen · 23-05-2004 2:07pm

LOL, I like it:D

NeoSlicerZ · 23-05-2004 2:25pm

jokes like these make baby brian cry...

irokie · 23-05-2004 2:45pm

personally i think it works better with a "yaaarrrrrrrrrr" as opposed to an "aye"...
think of a cross between capt mc allister from simpsons and the dude who's father was a tree in family guy...

quank · 23-05-2004 3:40pm

/me sighs and rapes thewolf senseless

sixpack's little hat · 23-05-2004 10:22pm

Yarr!! Off with his head!

vibe666 · 25-05-2004 10:02pm

a man walks into a phychiatrists office wearing nothing but a pair of cling film pants. he says 'doctor what's wrong with me?'

the doctor says 'i can plainly see your nuts!'

sorry.

i never said it was funny.

Kazu · 26-05-2004 2:47am

good but why a pirate , pirates=ships

a steering wheel hung between your legs

i didnt know ships have steering wheels

SoundWave · 26-05-2004 11:03am

Originally posted by Kazu
good but why a pirate , pirates=ships i didnt know ships have steering wheels

smoke.me.a.kipper · 26-05-2004 11:09am

i liked it!

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