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How i Broke my mustard having bad sex

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  • 23-05-2004 9:47pm
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    Crash
    Registered Users Posts: 11,196 ✭✭✭✭


    Well i know this should be on PI but i think its more relevant here.

    A few weeks ago i was having dinner with this girl, and we started doing it on the table.

    Next thing i know, BAM mustard has smashed all over the floor.

    Is their a clinic i can go to?


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    #2
    Static
    Registered Users Posts: 347 ✭✭Static


    The tesco clinic.


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    po0k
    Registered Users Posts: 15,815 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    simply scoop up the mustard with a spoon and put it in another suitable container.
    It's a remarkably hardy substance, though the flavour and texture will be proportional to the cleanliness of your floor.

    If it was shag-pile carpet I'm afraid you'll have to face the truth and accept the loss, buy another jar of mustard and move on.


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    Señor Juárez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭Señor Juárez


    respect the mustard.

    is mustard sex bad sex?


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    #5
    Crash
    Registered Users Posts: 11,196 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    Jesus christ man, this isnt like i've got an STD, i can sort one of those out by just picking at my willy spots. this is MUSTARD ffs. do you hear me?! MUSTARD!!


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    CuLT
    Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    Not if it's dried in.

    It's something you may have to live with...


    FOR THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL LIFE



    after that though, you're set.


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    echomadman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,472 ✭✭✭echomadman


    first troj rubs himself on you, and now this?
    You should swear a vow of chastity, it'll be for the best in the long run


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    ecksor
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    Lads, keep on topic here.


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    BuffyBot
    Registered Users Posts: 24,924 ✭✭✭✭BuffyBot


    I hope it wasn't wholegrain mustard - if so - shame on you!


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