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Sexual Mustard

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  • 23-05-2004 11:29pm
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    Asok
    Registered Users Posts: 6,628 ✭✭✭


    So who has used mustard to add that extra little spice in your love life or even your self pleasure how have you found it on the following topics

    • Consitency
    • Texture
    • Ease of cleaning
    • How much it did burn?


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    SantaHoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    Can't say I have.
    I'd imagine it'd get pretty dry and crumbly with all the heat and friction though.
    Although if you're enough of a freak to want a burning willy - there's always deep-heat. :eek:


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    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    I prefer apple pie to mustard ;)


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    The Real B-man
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Real B-man


    it would harden into your pubes ouch getting it out:D


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    Chinafoot
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    cant say i've ever done it but i'd imagine that American style mustard would be the best......less bitty. it'd probably sting if ya put it anywhere too sensitive.


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    Civilian_Target
    Registered Users Posts: 5,618 ✭✭✭Civilian_Target


    Do it hardcore, and use Colmans mustard powder. Should also be a very strong contraceptive, because it'll mix with anything vaguely liquid....


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    Chinafoot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    Originally posted by Civilian_Target
    Do it hardcore, and use Colmans mustard powder. Should also be a very strong contraceptive, because it'll mix with anything vaguely liquid....

    *shudder* i actually just crossed my legs really tight when i read that!!! :D
    that would hurt like a fúcking biatch!


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    NeoSlicerZ
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    when it dries.. i bet your pubes would come off with it


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    #9
    po0k
    Registered Users Posts: 15,815 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    do you people ever shower?


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    Nala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭Nala


    Do you think it makes a good aphrodisiac?


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    Chada
    Closed Accounts Posts: 408 ✭✭Chada


    Yes......mustard board....."WTF MEIGHT" :dunno:


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    Civilian_Target
    Registered Users Posts: 5,618 ✭✭✭Civilian_Target


    Originally posted by SyxPak
    do you people ever shower?

    Hell no, how else would were retain our mustardy odour?


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